The Situation Game:

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  1. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Go Leroy Jenkins on them rats

    A meteor just crashed into your face but you somehow survive and have the power to move single secs of dust
     
  2. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I move the specks of dust to hide my face in a mask, train a protege in the art of speck telekinesis, get them noticed in the world of psychic performers, then haunt the psychic troupe in a very creepy fashion. I will then develop an obsessive love with my protege, steal them away and try to make them my wife, only to find she has ANOTHER love. In a fit of rage, I shatter the troupe's chandelier and cause all sorts of mayhem before fleeing for my life, leaving an enigmatic mystery behind me. </phantom>

    You've been turned into an eggplant! How do you reverse the spell?
     
  3. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    That was the best thing you could have possibly done with the power to move specks of dust

    Eat some eggs

    Someone has just trained you in the art of speck telekinesis and tries to make you their wife. what do you do?
     
  4. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    speck telekineses their butt

    You are Raiden. What do you do?
     
  5. Shikou Kingdom Keeper

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    Slay every person I disliked in my life.

    You are on top of a building up to Godzilla's eye level and you are both making eye contact what do you do?
    (Im new at this, haha)
     
  6. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Clap. When he blinks, I shall claim my rightful place as Staring Contest Grand Poobah.

    You lost the game. What do you do?
     
  7. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Rage quit

    You've just beaten kingdom hearts three before it was developed.
     
  8. Shikou Kingdom Keeper

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    Throw it away and wait until the final version is available in Japan.

    A bag with $9,000 falls on your head, what do you do?
     
  9. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Wake up with a concussion several hours later.

    The love of your life is naked in your living room. What do you do?
     
  10. Excasr The Forgotten XIII

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    Smile and say "hi".

    A thief has a gun and say if you don't give him yours $10,000 you have, he will kill your best friend who is with you. What you do?
     
  11. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Do a barrel roll. Solves all problems

    You go to hell for 5,658,921,600 accounts of first degree murder. What do you do?
     
  12. Excasr The Forgotten XIII

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    Get someway to hack those files and go to heaven.

    You think you're next of the end of a Rainbow, if you get there, maybe you'll get a lot of money. What you do?
     
  13. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Shake down some leprechauns

    Your mother has just beaten your cherished pet rock to death. what do you do?
     
  14. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Scatter its fragment on the wind while the BbS version of Dearly Beloved plays in the background.

    CASTLE OBLIVION HAS ONE MORE FLOOR AND YOU CAN'T FIND THE PASSWORD/CARD! WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOO?
     
  15. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Harass the staff until they get so fed up with it they tell me.

    The real castle oblivion has one more floor on which you must fight every member of the organization at one time with a stick and no magic or items and a deck of only ones. what do you do?
     
  16. Shikou Kingdom Keeper

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    Write their names on my Death Note.

    The one you love is about to get shot what do you do?
     
  17. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Wrong. The rules of the deathnote state the Human who's name is written in this book shall die. they are nobodies.

    Tackle the shooter
     
  18. Shikou Kingdom Keeper

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    If only it were possible to kill them that way x_x

    The love of your life is about to shoot you, what do you do?
     
  19. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    take the gun away

    You wake up freefalling from a plane with no parachute and below you is a target the size of a human body which you will survive if you land on. what do you do?
     
  20. Excasr The Forgotten XIII

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    Land on it. duh.

    You are about to receive a prize, but it has been stolen! There are 5 suspicious. What you do?