The Situation Game:

I try to find a cactus to take some water and place in the Cup, for the plastic bag I... I can't it. Then if I don't find something to eat in less than 45hours, I die. But I find a way out!
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You're stuck on a cell, the guard has the key. What you do?

OFF:
If you want a hard one, I have. Just let me know if you want it. I do not recommend though. =P

 

Get a dog to get them for me. Go for it Ex.

 

A HARD ONE HERE.

You are about to have your Death Sentence. The murderers say: "Make an affirmation, any. If what you're saying is a lie, you are death on fire. If you tell the truth, you'll be drowned. If we can't take your affirmation as Truth or False, you're free." What do you say to salve yourself?

PS: They know everything about yourself and the world around you.

I take hours to find the answer. =]

 

Not too difficult. I will be killed by fire.
If they kill me with fire, it would be true, thus they would have to drown me. However, if they drown me, my statement would be false.


You wake up naked on top of a box of pizza. What do you do?

 

Is there Pizza in the Pizza box?

 

Negative .

 

Well screw that! I'd get up and order another box.....and make sure its a delivery woman.

You wake up and have lost all your memories. What do you do?

 

In any ways, I would put back my clothing or steal from someone that is passing by or would hide and wait until night.

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You are about to have your Death Sentence. The murderers say: "Make an affirmation, any. If what you're saying is a lie, you are death on fire. If you tell the truth, you'll be drowned. If we can't take your affirmation as Truth or False, you're free." What do you say to save yourself?

 

@Excasr say i will die by fire.

@tail jetpack bro

You are in a room with three doors in front of you and no other exits. One door leads to a room which is on fire. one door leads to a room with the military in it and will shoot you if you go in. The third door leads to a room full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which door is the safest?

 

I would say lions because I love cats, or go through the military room and try to change their minds about shooting me since they are human after all but given the actual circumstances of the situation I guess I'd go with fire. You didn't say it was completely engulfed in flames 8D

There's a severe contamination in your part of town and you're stuck in your house. Your house is safe but with no gas mask or anything to go outside, how do you get a new supply of your already running out of food?

 

Wrong. the lions. if they hadn't eaten in three years they would've starved to death

Go through the cellar or have it delivered.

 

Call 911 and have the government bring people in hazmat suits to take care of it.
/that'dNEVERtotallybackfireonyoubtw

You're facing GLaDOS and she's about to kill you. She lets you say one thing before your imminent doom. What do you say to make her stop?

 

The cake is not a lie

The situation is: You're surrounded by thousands of clones of you, all with pie in their hands. What do you do?

 

Kick Vexen's ass

Your pokebro just died. what do you do?

 

Kick Vexen's ass again until he stops making clones of me.

Vexen just kicked your ass. what do you do?

 

well this sucks.

You've just fallen into an alternate dimension inhabited by only ugly women and have no hope of return.

 

I kill myself and respawn in my world.

You're stuck in a cage. You were captured by talking rats that like boogers. WHat do you do?