The Situation Game:

Plot: You are given a situation from the person above you and you have to get out of it.

Rules:
Just don't break any forum rules.

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An easy one

SITUATION:
You are surrounded by 2000 Spongebobs and the only weapon you have is a large blunt shell and you have to fight your way out. How do you escape?

 

you just kick them in the faces...

SITUATION:
your face to face with an angry chuck norris, what do you do?

 

Become an angry Chuck Norris. Then stab him with a knife in my pocket.

There is a poisoned cake and a poisoned pie. Which do you eat first?

 

i uh, eat the, i eat the cake, cuz....the cake it spongie and ..wait, no i eat the pie and then the cake cuz the cake is like spongie and it can wash the pie down?



A monkey comes and bites your arm and tries to eat your hand what do you do??

 

Shoot it with the gun in my other hand.

I just wrote your name in a Death Note. What do you do?

 

I wonder why you wrote 'your name' on a death note.

I'm pointing a gun at your head. What do you do?

 

i say "pull the trigger, n- nevermind, lol

someone eats your hand off, what do you do cuz they is tryin to eat your arm off.

 

Eat their arm right back.

A wild Magikarp uses Splash. What do you do?

 

i shoot flames at it and it burns to a crispy fish stick. im eatin good tonight!

You get your leg cut off, what do you do?

 

I try to reattach it. Failing that, I stick it in the freezer and sell it online. There has got to be someone who wants it, whether it is to eat or preserve.

You are in the middle of a rope bridge over a volcano and a samurai has just appeared at each end. Wielded uzis. With wings.

 

I wonder why I decided to walk on a rope bridge over a volcano in a samurai infested area.

You're lying on the ground. Your legs are tied. Your hands are cuffed to a chain on the wall that you can't break. Your mouth is duct taped. And then Michael Jackson walks in with his pants down. What do you do?

 

thats not a kid friendly situation, but..i would break free from the chains and junk and then id break down the wall and fly away to canada.

your mom walks in your room with a knife pointed at you. what you gonna do?

 

Throw my knife at her.

You just fell out of an airplane and have no parachute or anything to slow your fall. What do you do?

 

i close my eyes and think to myself "i was gonna commit suicide, but this works too."

 

O.o Wow. I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, what do you do?

 

I've got quite a lovely bunch as well.

I ate the last piece of your favorite pizza and fled the country. What now?

 

I'll become a bounty hunter, find you and proceed to gut you alive. >_>.... Err....

REsident Evil turns out to be true and zombies invade you house. What is you escape route?

 

Call a nuclear strike. What else?

You have been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, but it's too late to do anything about it. What do you do?

 

Deal with it, I WAS going to die anyhow...

I just jabbed you in your eyes with a needle and proceeded to give you paper cuts between you fingers. Now what do you do?

 

Cry like a little girl.

I shot you and now you're dead. What do you do?