The Silent Laugh

I think this is sorta funny. Yo mommy's so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, so she took the 22 bus twice. XD :D

 

This is a quote from my best friend's fanfiction. This isn't the funniest, but the other's would require explaining.

Excerpt from Chapter One of "The Party from Hell", by i AM the Random Idiot (posted here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3085459/1/)

“Oh, Your Supreme Seeker-of-Darkness-ness!†Ansem’s magical guardian-person walked into the kitchen to see his master doing the crossword and eating Lucky Charms out of the box.

“My loyal guardian!†Ansem called out, expelling a mouthful of half-chewed hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons. “Help me out here. I need an eight-letter word for ‘absence of light.’â€

Ansem’s Guardian (whom I shall call Bob from now on, because that was his name) thought for a moment. Was his master feeling well? The answer was not only obvious; it was his master’s favorite word. Maybe this was a test. “Ah...’darkness,’ milord?†Bob ventured cautiously.

“ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A SOUL-STEALING DEMON!†Ansem exploded. Bob cringed. Ansem took a deep breath and explained, “Obviously, my well-meaning but sadly mistaken friend, they want us to think the answer is darkness. The true answer clearly must be...pancakes.†He filled 'pankakes' into his crossword, spelling it with two k’s.

 

Oh my gosh, Jade...I cannot believe you quoted me...

If infants enjoy infancy, then why don't adults enjoy adultery?

--If that joke is too racy, let me know. *blush*

 

um the trix rabit came to me and i slapped him in the face saying **** rabbit trix are for kids.

 

....Cin.....

I got gang banged by seven jelly filled donuts. ;-;


True story. >_>

 

cin...

this is hard to tell you but

darky loves you lol

true,true.

 

This is from the spam zone when Mish Crashes the Valentines Bash

Mish: *crashes party* *swings on fridge door* *leaves*
[Later]
Me: Woah, What happened to the fridge. It's all on the ground and stuff O.O
darksmile13: Sorry about that, Mish came and crashed my party
Me: Hmmm, I thought I heard a crash earlier. Do you know what else she did??
darksmile13: well, she knocked over my couch, broke my lamp, and almost broke a window.
Me: Talk about damage O.O



Well, if this isn't funny, I tried.

 

hahaha

i found you:D

 

try watching this with music on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsGNycDDepw

 

ROFL! I watched that vid before. I was laughing like crazy. xD



Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6cuStGstqI


It's weird but just go along with it. xD

 

Okay, I'm gonna change it. Here's a funny AMV I found on Youtube though :) When I first saw it, I just busted up laughing, it's not perverted or anything, and it's on kingdom hearts. :D http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMj0SsH3u0Q

 

omg you are evil i feel sorry for sora. *runs to other end of forum and hides*

 

All right, this isn't really a joke, it's just a what if...

What if Vexen screwed up when he tried to clone Riku, and, well...

[Magical what-if scene]

Riku: What the-- OH MY GOD!

Riku Replica: What? Can't handle the heat? *kissy-lips*

Sora: AAAAAHHHHH!! RIKU?? SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A GIRL????

Replica (female): Since always..you just forgot.

Sora: I did? I guess...I must have...I think?

Riku: WHAT LIES ARE YOU TELLING HIM?????

Namine: This is way too weird...even for me.

Vexen: It was one stupid chromosome--sue me!

[/Magical what if scene]

...I don't know... It made me laugh.

 

no offence but that aint funny

 

Yeah...several hours later, I looked at it, and I was like... "What was I smoking?" I think I was hungry at the time. Everything sounds funny to me when I'm hungry.

Here's something that really is funny. I promise. It wasn't me who did it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZorvKCVl4TM

 

Cookie Crisp?! What the hell?! The cereal's horrible! This isn't Cookie Crisp, it's Cookie Crap!

Not that funny, but you can't blame me for trying.

I saw a guy's avatar and I LOL'ed at it. It showed Sora standing in one of Castle Oblivion's hallways in CoM and Riku in his dark form at the other end. It said:

Sora: Hey Riku. Batman called. He wants his costume back.

LOL:D

 

that sucked 2

 

RSKO, please try not to be so harsh, and Zeftnon try not to revive old threads. ^_^

 

Sorry. Just typing my mind again...