The school board thinks that I'm a nazi

I wrote an essay last year on how my school uses the same techniques as the Hiter Youth did to build "school spirit" for the massively important annual sporting event. I got an A.

This year I stuck up my hand when the school chaplain was coming around talking about compassion and she was asking for examples of those who showed compassion. I got Hitler put up as an example, then defended it to the point where the chaplain left it with a (?) next to the name.

By the way, there are two to three Nazi extremists in my class who scream "HEIL!" every few periods, and they're my friends. They're far worse than me. I keep opening my pencil case to find swastikas stuck to my stationary.

 

As I recall, you were the one who wrote a Biology paper on the resurrection and rise to power of Zombie Hitler. Might that be where they're coming from, I wonder?

EDIT: Just read the thread. Question answered.

 

Yeah, I got an a on that paper in case you were wondering.