The Rules of the Internet

The rules of the internet are as follows:

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. Anonymous is legion.
4. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
5. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
7. There are no real rules about posting.
8. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
9. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
10. Pics or it didn't happen.
11. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
12. Nothing is sacred.
13. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
14. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
15. There are NO girls on the internet.
16. A cat is fine too.
17. One cat leads to another.
18. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
19. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
20. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
21. /b/ sucks today.
22. C*** goes in P****.
23. You will never have sex.
24. ????
25. PROFIT!
26. Boobs are always relevant.
27. It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more f***** up s*** than what you just saw.
29. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn of it can be found, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS, thus making them "stingraids"). Also, there's some diabeetus in there. And maybe some lupus.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK C***S
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will c*m.
48. Rules 1 to 48 are absolute!

Bold means that these rules are the main rules.
Also, Rule 34 is true, no matter how much you want to deny it.

 

there's totally not a fight club reference in there.