The Random Family

*buys CtR a box full of carrots*

 

*is surrounded by carrot comrades* yay yay *a million little carrot s******s* *all in unison*

 

carrots shall war with my potatoes!!

 

*buys CtR a truck load of carrots*

 

Now selling Cockroach mercenaries for the highest bid! Never die! EVER!

 

Muahahahahahahahahahaha *carrot army is fast growing* muahahahahahaha *an neverending supply of carrots prepare for war against any who hurt CtR* fear me and my army of carrots *all carrots turn and look all little carrot s******ing*

 

^ Hehe, that funny to imagine.

*eats one of the carrots for no reason*

 

*Roxllen is over run by carrot soldiers* muahahahahahahaha

 

*raises my army of broccoli* Muhahahahahaha!

 

Oh please like Broccoli is so scary?? *sprays broccoli with a hose pipe*

 

*eats another carrot, slowly*

 

*all carrots connect and form one giant super carrot king* you shall never eat a carrot again! muahahahahahahaha! *giant caroot s******s* nuahahahaha *stomp stomp stomp*

 

^ OMG!!@@!!1

 

*STOMP STOMP STOMP* muahahahahahaha run run away! *giant carrot s******s*

 

Ahhh! ;( ;( ;(

 

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*​

Carrot army is getting closer!

 

French Fries Of Doom< Attack Mah Potatoes Attack!!!!

 

*STOMP STOMP SQUISH*​

Muahahahahaha fries are squished muahahahaha none shall stop meh and my army! muahahahaha

 

Ahh! *runs away*

 

Yeah you better run!