The Random Family

*stabs badger and uses corpse to crush a tumbleweed*

 

*old man summons pigeons and squirrels*



Oh ****! *grabs a weapon thingy* Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

*Empties mind's broom closet of all weapons*

*tosses random weapons to family members*

Catch!

PS: My mind officially has a leather sofa, Lazy Boy chair, and a big screen with a PS2

 

Hurray you listened to some of my ideas!


*catches random weapons* woohoo *and a sock O_o* WT....?

 

*looks at sock*

Drew! Quit putting your laundry in the closet!

 

Somehow I knew it would be Drew! He left his skateboard in my head btw!

*shoots pigeon*

 

*All four states of mind (and screams from locked up Vladier) show up with dual weapons*

*all start attacking*

 

muahahahaha

None shall stand in our way (except the badgers)


*57869463684783564873025646 million badgers pour over the edges of the thread*


Oh dear

 

*Vladier screams more*

Oh crap. That's a lot of badgers.

*all assume battle stances*

 

= my face at the badgers!!!!


Oh nooooooooo! *prepares for battle*

 

*Padraig charges forward, screaming*

Idiot.

 

Oh dear!


*tackled by badger swarm* arrrrggggghhhhhh

 

*Begins destroying badgers*

Where do all these things come from?

 

The badger making machine???


*fighting badger generals*

 

*Throws grenade into crowd of Badgers*

*dead badgers go flying*

*Padraig lights his swords on fire, dealing twice as much damage as before*

 

G'night everyone! I'm off to the land of dreamy badgers *prays that none of them will bite me*

 

*dogding badger bits*


He just singed my hair

Goodnight Goimez *hugs*


edit: **** the steak is back!

 

*Sheaths swords and picked up Berserker Scythe from where I left it on the floor, swinging it in wide circles*

You and your steak.

Go take a look at the RP. Our favorite medieval warrior nobody has returned!

 

I had noticed ^^ but Im running a blank on a storyline for Sarx.


*throws ghost steak at the badgers* that should keep them occupied

 

I doubt it....

I got a new sig! What do you think?