The Random Family [2]

Yay im on the list twice that must mean I'm really random... and I still dont have a family siggy... will I get one? Nobody knows... In other news, I just had these craaazy delicious cookies.

 

Woohoo!

I finally got New Moon!

 

And badgers are attacking you. *kills then* COME AND FIGHT!

 

Hey Guys :D What we up too??? *is wearing a bunny mask* :D

 

Were killing badgers... *headshots few badgers in less than a sec*

 

*tears the batteries out of the Badger alarm*
That thing's giving me a headache....
Anywho... *summons a giant hammer*
*THWACK!!!*

 

*Throws Millinery hat at badgers*

Take that!

Badger smashing Wonderland-style!!!!!

 

What in Badgerville has happened to the members of the Random Family?
.... It's so quiet recently.....

 

I know, it's sad. It's post frequency once rivaled that of the original million thread but alas . . .

 

I guess that now when most of the old members got premium, they don't use much time around here...

 

It saddens me that my castle has more posts than this family ;~;​

 

*tries to swap the post counts of the cookie castle and the family*

 

It didn't work D:

Wait...

If you add the posts of the original family...

It wins :)​

 

Yay!!!!!!!

 

OMG, GOIMEZ GOT THE POST OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

(see link)

 

lolz. *takes up the Rynocirator and vaporizes badgers with it*

 

This is KHVids-TAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks badgers into giant pit*

 

I hope badgers will leave my birthday alone... *kicks badger that was trying sneak attack*
EDIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWd6j5rphtg&feature=related

lol...

 

Well, you see, badgers are attracted to sources of large epicness, (such as the source of all epicness on earth, cookies), which is why they keep on attacking the random family and our cookie castle, (that and they are the natural enemies of squirrels), so on a day as EPIC as YOUR BIRTHDAY the badgers won't be able to but steal the epicness from a source as large as you (which they won't, I'll see to that . . . if I'm back by then). But anyways, all you reallly need to do is take two baths of badger reppellent the day before your birthday and on your birthday, and then spray it all around you like deodorant, and then put on this special (and highly fashionable might I add) belt that is programmed to spray more repellent all around if the bath and extra spray don't hold up. And don't worry, all the repellent does is mask your epicness ONLY to badgers.

Edit: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy

 

Okay.. *grabs the belt* 8 days.. *sprays repelment on badgers* My EPIC!!