The Random Family [2]

No he's just asleep >>;

*hopes no one finds out that she put poison in his tea* >>

 

Dun Dun Dun!!!!!

 

2 days of inactivity?!? Oh, well... Hi everybody.

 

Hey, TKM!!! What's up?

 

Nothing big...

 

*pops up randomly*

Hiyaz!!!​

 

Hai!!!! *glomps Amber and gives her special cookie* :3

 

8D
I has a special cookie!​

 

and the special cookie tastes yummy :3

 

lol guys hai :D

 

Hello :,D.

 

Hey, guys! What's up?

 

I'm hungry.


If this family slips into inactivity again I'll cry.

No really.

I will.

Don't make me cry.




So anyways, last night I had a horrible nightmare. There was a n00b who tried to usurp my cookie throne. Then everyone made fun of my name again. Then I ate a bunch of cookies cuz I was sad. But then, for the first time in my life, I got fat. Then Debra was like "lolz ur fat". Then CtR and Goimez were like "lolz ur fat". Then Demyx was like "lolz ur fat". Then I cried. Then you guys all tried to give me a sugar-free fat-free cookie. And I was like "NOOOOEEZZZ!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!" And you all laughed and force-fed me the fake cookie and you were all like "lolz it's good fer j00!!!" And then I died. And then Demyx revived me. Then Cerberus ated meh!!!!!!!!

The end.​

 

0_o

0_o.........0-o........o-o.........What can i say amber your gifted in randomness. Oh and by the way....
*Points to the huge fat stomach poking out of the bottom of amber's shirt**
"That wasn't a dream. But I just liked laughing."

 

*turns into a brick*
<_<
>_>
*throws himself somehow*
*smashes a window*

 

Haha!

"HAHA! Amber is a fatty, AMber Is a fatty!" Sebax Jeers. Grabs a jar full of dark and unknown objects. The only clue as to what these oddly mishappen mutants of the bakery is a tag marked: "Non-Fat Non-Transfat Non-FattyMcFatfatter Cookiees. "Open wide..." Sebax coldly says to Amber as he reaches down with a dark gloved hand into the jar.
Then takes Gomiez as a brick and shoves it down Amber's shirt, unaware that it is Gomiez.

 

To quote a friend of mine...

"Run! Run away!!!"

*does so*​

 

*pops up* Hello! *turns into a phoenix and flies around* Whii!! *notices that Amber is running* Haw Haw! You look fat!

 

>_<

I'm not fat people!!! I'm only like, 100 lb. You must be getting me confused with another Amber. There's this one Amber I know that's almost 300 lb. I know how to eat cookies and not get fat. It's a secret ;)

And if I was fat, then how come I can run so fast?

*already on the other side of KHV*​

 

Don't make fun of fat people.

I'm one of them...