The Random Adventures of teh Whoresome Foursome part two omgz

Part one was pretty inside-jokey, all that happened was we went to Rosey's house and some other stuffz.

Edits: RRMS lol nice title to your story >.<


(there is a moment of silence)

Orange: ROSEY..WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Rosey: Umm, well, I'm having a party..

Jelly: YEAH, A KH-V PARTY THAT WE WEREN'T INVITED TO!

Rosey: Well, that's because..

GX: We're here to stay now, Rosey, there's no getting rid of us.

(he moves towards her to feel her PGPGPGPG)

Rosey: Well like I was saying, the reason you weren't invited was because we knew it was Natz's 16th birthday and we thought she wouldn't be allowed, and also Ohio and Florida are both really far away from CO..

Orange: Mish is here, I don't think that is a problem..

Rosey: Umm..Well...*bites her lip* LOOK ORANGE THERES A TRAY OF FOOD OVER THERE AND IT HAS ORANGES!!

(Orange runs away)

Jelly: Food? JELLY IS HUNGRY!! JELLY NEEDS TO EEET!

(Jelly runs in the same direction as orange)

GX: Looks like were alone, my beautiful home skillet biscuit.

Rosey: Alone besides the 70 other people in the room.

GX: But they're all at least 3 feet away.

Rosey: gtfo me, GhettoHor.

GX: Nice idea for a name.

(another part of the room)

Jordie: Seriously, American houses are ridiculously huge. Why are they so big? How could you possible even NEED that much room?

Mish: I could think of things to do. But that's not the point of America. The best things here are Burger King and the surprisingly vast availability of condoms.

Kitty: Condoms aren't any easier to get here than they are-

Mish: Oh no, I'm talking about flavoured condoms. I once had boysenberry and it was very pleasurable, the entire time his junk smelled like pie.

CtR: If these amazing flavors are only available here and this is your first time in the country, when did this happen?

Mish: On the cab ride here.

(another part of the room)

Sora 13: So Rosey, what's it like living in a ridiculously huge house in the middle of CO with access to anything you ever want ever?

Rosey: Umm..

Sora 13: Are there volcanoes here?

Rosey: What? No..?

Sora 13: What about earthquakes.

Rosey: Well I've never..

(Suddenly, there is a rumble and you can see lava sprouting out of something in the distance.)

Rosey: WHAT THE PGPGPGPG?

Sora 13: I swear, I didn't..!

Rosey: It's okay, I think the walls are lavaproof-

Sorax: Why get lavaproof walls if you didn't know a volcano was near?

GX: Rosey's ridiculously wealthy so she gets everything that's available.

Rosey: That doesn't matter, whoever is closest to the door needs to lock it.

(Rosey turns to door)

Rosey: Xaldin, lock the effing door!

Xaldin: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOCK THINGS!!!

Rosey: Sammy, you do it then!

Sammy: I can't, we're not in the Spam Zone!

(Kitty walks over and locks it for them)

Kitty: EVERYBODY GET UNDER A TABLE!

VGN: But there's only one table here.

Rosey: WE CAN ALL FIT! GO!

(Rosey tackles VGN, forcing him to go under the table, where she does not get off of him. Everybody else goes under there as well.)

Coco: We better not get stuck in here, I will NOT be stuck in America.

Forsaken: If we get stuck in here I'm suing orange for copyright infringement.

Orange: Well, it's not like there's a murderer on the loose.

(A girlish scream is heard)

Forsaken: THAT BETTER NOT BE..

Vivi: No, it was just me. Sorry, there was a spider.

Forsaken: VIVI WAS IN MY STORY TOO! OH, ORANGE, YOU ARE SO SUED!

Orange: wtf..

*INSERT EARTHQUAKE HERE*

*EARTHQUAKE ENDS BUT ROSEY CONTINUES TO FORCE EVERYONE UNDER THE TABLE*

(another area of the room)

GX: SPLIT OMG I LUFF YOU J00R MY IDLEE!

Split: As I should be.

GX: LIKE CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO MAKE THE HAWT SIGZ?

Split: Not if you're going to ask me like that. You see, if you're trying to talk like a noob, beginning the sentence with like could be an option, but not in your context, you should have spelled it "liek" rather than the correct spelling.. You spell 9 words in a row correctly and that's just unacceptable, noobs can only go at least 3. Your z substitution for an s is a wise choice, but the lack of effort put into makes me think you should try harder next time. Maybe you should use some more symbols to make it less legible and more noobish.

Darky: Once again, weird CnC.

Forsaken: SUING SUING SUINGGGGGGG.

Orange: STFU FORSAKEN.

Rosey: Guys, shut up, there's lava outside.

Darky: Lava means absolute quietness?

Rosey: YES. *slaps*

(SJ walks in the door)

SJ: hih rofsy.

Rosey: Zack, before I say any more, are you drunk?

SJ: yase, vry. spuer bwol praty.

Orange: DEJA ****ING VU.

Jelly: HOMO ****ING FABER.

Orange: *whips rosey*

Rosey: WTF!

Orange: Sorry I just wanted to see what it would look like in real life and not just an emoticon.

*pause*

JedininjaJZ: ABortION Is WRONg OKAy??!?!?!?? WTF AL BABEIS R ALIEV THEY HAEv GILS11!!111!1 WTF LoL ABorTIOn IS MUrDER THiS Po3m IS RIGHt U GUYs R WRONG!!!1!11 OMG WTF

Split: That was incredibly well practiced noob talk, I have respect for that.

GX: Hmmph, it wasn't that great.

Kitty: I'm bored with this table nonsensicalism. I'm going upstairs.

(kitty leaves and at one all of the other sistahs follow her to a bedroom. No words are spoken.)

Jelly: I wonder if they're going in the room where that bed has those wonderful liquids on it.

Orange: What are those called anyway?

Jelly: Ohio sex ed ftl.

GX: I ARE GENI-ASS!

Orange: YOU ARE HOR!

Rosey: Let's focus on the real problem here now, shall we?

Muffin: Which is..?

Rosey: You're all trapped in my house?

Muffin: Oh, THAT problem.

Sora13: I'm gonna go cut.

Everyone: EMO.

Sora 13: I'M NOT EMO!

(everyone pushes the curtains aside to reveal lots of lava. There is about 6 inches of room at the top of the window, where you can see debris on top of the lava and obviously decipher which houses were lavaproof)

Rosey: This may be a problem.

Orange: You do have enough bedrooms...right?...RIGHT?

Rosey:....run now and you'll get first dibs.

(everyone races upstairs)

(Orange and JB manage to get a room with a double bed and shut everyone else out)

Jelly: HOMG. What the hell just happened? I think I might have broken off somebody's arm for this room.

Orange: I didn't even know it was you in here, it just looked kinda vacant so I came in.

Jelly: Well that's lucky. *plops on the bed* We probably won't be leaving here for a while.

(orange plops on the other side)

Orange: yeah...LOOK WE GOTS A TV!

GX: YAY WE CAN WATCH PR0N!!

Jelly: That's not what I had- WTF GX HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

GX: Came in first and hid under the bed.

Orange: WTF. YOU DIIE NOW.

-a different room-

Unknown voice 1: The whoresome foursome sucks.

UV2: Yeah, they're pretty ghey.

UV3: I don't really care about them. They're not worth our time.

UV1: Well we're trapped in here and there room is right across from ours.

UV4: We might as well have some fun. Anyone got any condoms? Let's play a trick...

*LAUGHTARRRR*
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Orange: yeah...LOOK WE GOTS A TV!

GX: YAY WE CAN WATCH PR0N!!

Jelly: That's not what I had- WTF GX HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

GX: Came in first and hid under the bed.

Orange: WTF. YOU DIIE NOW.


<>;

Oh gawd.

Oh and major lulz about the flavoured condoms. X3

 

;_;


I'm not emo.

 

Yes. you are.
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its ok everyone also calls you emo in school too

you emo

 

STFU emo .

 

Oh lulz.
a.fhnbaiv

 

me ? n_n