The Postbox

Post-Apocalyptic Valentine Messages!!

Message to: DarkTraitor
Message: This is a message to you from me,
To tell you that you are truely lovely.
You're such a great delight to know,
With you my smile simply won't go,
So please forgive me for being so slow,
But with you I can't help but glow.
So whenever you feel down,
Or feel the beginnings of a frown,
Just please remember what I say,
You're not alone in any way,
I'll find a way to make your day,
Jump up and down and shout Hurray,
For I'm wishing you a Happy Valentines Day.

(Sorry it's late)

Message to: Makaze
Message: When I first noticed you around the forums, I thought you were just some annoying, pretentious teenager. I still kind of do, to a lesser extent. But now, I also find you undeniably... sexy. And I don't mean in terms of appearance, since I've never seen a photo of you. I snooped on your livejournal and saw the thread you had copied/pasted and daaaaaayum.

Ok guys, no more love. We need to be mean for the next 364 days because one day of mushy love is too much to bear. B|
Actually, you can still send in love letters and mushy stuff, well, because you can!

 

Are you like magic or something baby-boo? Cuz these just appeared in my PM messages! (How did they get there?)

Message to: Saxima
Message: Smile, you're awesome and we all love you. Don't you know that already?

Message to: Saxima
Message: I love you, darling. Can we talk later tonight?

Message to: Saxima
Message: Don't feel like that. If cyberspace were an inter-dimensional portal, I'd hand you a six pack of Dr Pepper. Hell, if I had an address and money, I'd go and give you the six pack personally.

Wow, I'm honestly surprised I haven't mentioned the one form of travel that would give me away yet. Anyway, I hope this makes you feel better. Keep calm and dress up dolls. <3

I should try this now... I never get messages here anymo-*shot*

Love you Saxima~

 

Fixed it.

Oh look at all of these pity messages coming in! Tis baffling!

Message to: Gold
Message:

Here. Are you happy, Mr Gillan?

5eva happy~

Message to: Gold
Message: You're awesome too. Thankyou for your hard work on the postbox and sorry for spamming you with lots of silly messages. Am I the only one who does that?

D'aww thanks a lot. It really means something when others appreciate my efforts of keeping something fun running for everyone. And like I say every time, it's a pleasure to have you spam me with messages, silly or not, it's greatly appreciated! <3

Message to: Kingdom Hearts530
Message: Heart, don't be so down. Here's some love for you, now go on and watch more Doctor Who~

Message to: KingdomHearts530
Message: Oh, please don't be down Hearts. You're so sweet and lovely and amazing, it just doesn't suit you. Don't worry about it, even if we don't say it, we think you're great. So please smile and light up the place.

Message to: Tequila
Message: Jesus Teddy, the last thing I need to do is be spamming Llave with postbox mail. Just know that I love you in that friendly way.

Message to: Tequila
Message: Teddy, teddy, teddy, that's where you're wrong because you know I just can't bear to see you sad. This one is specially for you to let you know that you're awesome, so just stop worring about it. You've just got to brush it right out of your fur and don't let it bother you. You're too Fuzzy good for that.

Message to: Cat<3 Sora
Message: Um, hello, my awesome Doctor loving epic friend person? xD I don't really know what I'm doing but I'd just like to say that you are pretty cool and I'd love it if I could make you smile since you've made me smile many-a-time. So would you do me the honors of having a rave with me and going uttterly crazy? Maybe? Because you're good fun to be around and don't change. Please.

Message to: Cat<3 Sora
Message: *insert love mail here*

Happy?

Message to: Saxima
Message: HEY BAYBEE. You are never short on love because. BEACUASE. Be. Cuz. You are my pupil. Do not forget that, Padawan/grasshopper/etc. Dick jokes are a primary source of love, trufax.

Message to: Cat<3 Sora
Message: TO THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN FLO'RIDA WHO AREN'T with the possible exception of Larlar and Tedrunkum. Let them sing praises of our sensible courtship practices for years to come.

Message to: Tequila
Message: I'd get smashed off of you any day, bby. <3

FINALLY all done. @_@

 

Message to: Saxima
Message: That's right. Come to daddy. It will all be over soon.

>_>
I didn't write that.

 

MOAR MESSAGES!

Message to: Makaze
Message: You are a sweetheart, and make me laugh. Thank you for that.

Message to: Cat<3Sora
Message: Stop going on and on about how "awful" your life is. So many people here have lived through worse. Get over it.

Message to: Machazo
Message: I want Jow now. Send me some. <3

Message to: Machazo (lol)
Message: Sup future me, I have something for you.

[video=youtube;yrNXjE0BeS0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrNXjE0BeS0[/video]

Oh, and remember to put you-know-what in the fridge. kthunxbai