The organization

I'm in the business of misery, lets take it from the top. He's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock.

Wait, that would be Luxord!

Bic: Xieve stood in her hallway, thinking.
Where am I supposed to sleep now?
She spotted Xemnas, and ignored the fact that he was't exactly coherent.
"Hey Xemmy, can you get me a new room? Aargh!"
She had tripped over Xemnas.

 

Ooc: Sora's dead...

Roxas replied Larxene and Foxl
"I'm still a fuc*ing teen!.. So are you Foxl"

 

Xemnas groaned, but got up, looking for a waiter. "Waiter...can I have some more detergent in my glass? Waiter?!"

 

Foxl's reply: I know... >:3

Roxyfan1:
I wuw you Roxas!

Roxyfan2:
I wuw you even mowe!

Roxyfan1:
Do you don't biach!

Roxyfan2:
Yes I do, you whore!!!!

Roxyfan1:
Oh no you didn't! *attacks*

Roxyfan2:
Oh yes I--- Aaaagh!!!!!!!!

 

Roxas closed the computer.

 

Xemnas was staggering around, drunk from detergent. Very clean.

 

ooc: Tehee, that's funny...
Bic: Xieve wanted to say:
"Because detergent is the newest trend drink here," but she never got the chance, since Xemnas had staggered away. She sighed, and went to find Saïx.
"Hey, bluenette, where am I supposed to sleep now?"
She received a rather angry glare.
"Why should it be my problem, girl?"
"Kinda thought you'd say that... Because if you don't get me a temporary room, I'm gonna have to crash in your room. I'd actually like that, you know..."
She grinned at the mortified look of her colleague.
"That's what I thought... So where am I sleeping?"
"I suppose you could take Daxma's room for now... Wait a minute, were you flirting with me earlier?"
The girl flashed her cheeky grin.
"Glad you caught up! And yeah, I was, but it doesn't mean anything, I'm just trying it for fun. I was always too shy to do it as a Somebody, but now that I don't have a heart, I've lost the shyness, and a bit of the morale I used to have..."
"I didn't ask for your life story. But that does make sense... Now go bother someone else."
"Don't you mean no-one else?"
"Go. Now!"
After Xieve ran away giggling, Saïx face-palmed.

 

Xemnas stopped in front of Siax, still staggering and made many hand guestures. "Find me that waiter...hic*! Which got my that twendy hic*! Drink...wha-hic*! t.t.t...was that dwink any hic*! way? It tasted hic*! Good.."

 

Saïx's jaw dropped. He was about to do whatever his duty made him do, but decided better.
"Sir, can I have whatever you're having?"

 

"Sure! Hic*! We'll be...hic*! Detergent buddies! Hic*!" Xemnas fell backwards, and then bounced back up with a laundry hang over.

 

"And this will be called 'Xemnas is a drunken leader.' Hehhee..." Larxene smirked, filming behind a wall

 

"Or you could just tell me where to find the drink, and I'll take care of destroying my brain-cells by myself."

 

"Uh...Siax...we need you a phychiatrist.. What are you freaking talking about?"
Xemnas back to his senses, but in a hang over, hunched over hith his aerial blade as a cane, said without looking, "Larxene put that camera away."

 

"Okay! <3" Larxene said as she portalled back to her room.

 

"I'll go to therapy if you go first, sir, with all due respect. No excuse me, I'm going to go smash my head in or something else that'll make me forget these last few days, and these last few members..."

 

Foxl opened a door to a pub.

 

Roxas walked out of his room to find out what were the others doing.

 

After a while, Foxl decided to go home. Totally hammered. She made a portal and fell into it. The portal led back to the CTNW. Right on top of Roxy.
SMASH!

 

Roxas was just about to knock on Foxl's room when the girl dropped on him.
"Gah! Get off me!" Roas yelled