The Organization road trip!

Larxene rose an eyebrow at the girls at the roadside.
"I bet, that if I did that.... I would get ten times the amount of 'honks' that they get." She smiled, rolling down her window and sticking her index finger out in a proud manner. "Sluts!" she chanted, a malicious smile etched across her face.

 

Xemnas glanced at the...uncivilized people. "Ugh." He threw his aerial blades at them in a boomerang manner, slicing them up, and changing the sign to, Honk if you are AWESOME.

 

"Well they are dead now." He zoomed past the vehicle not wanting to be involved with any of that. "It looks like we to go down this hill and the sign says caution land slides so none of you do anything to cause them."

 

Zexion shook his head as he bonked Larxene with his book. "You just never learn,don't insult an genius," he noticed Demyx driving towards down a hill. He sat back in his seat and waited to see if anything will happen.

 

Demyx adjusted the speed to a slow 35 and went down the hill slowly. He was afraid of going too fast especially in a huge rv with a bunch of nobodies in the vehcile. "Okay nobody panic we'll be fine," he gasped when the steering wheel locked up. "Uh oh I have no control!" He wheeled it out of the way and headed towards the rail hoping not to go over a cliff. "Ok don't panic!"

 

Zexion gasped as he noticed that the steering wheel had locked. "Oh god, we are on a death trap on my wheels now. Who bought this RV?" He looks around for Axel. "Axel, get your butt over here and get this tank back in gear."

 

Xemnas floated on the ceiling, crossing his arms. "If we had Lexaeus, we wouldn't be in this mess." He stated. "If we had Vexen, the wheels would be landslide proof. Since we have either, lets just keep on going."

 

Roxas shut off his Iphone and said, "This is why we should never let Demyx drive agian!"

 

"Everyone quiet down and just calm down. We'll take turns freaking out. Axel, your turn first." Xemnas said, slipping out a pizza from the refredgerator. He took a bite out of it, split it in half, and tossed it upwards so it could land in his mouth. It just fell on the ground, since he was upside down.

 

Demyx glared at Roxas and then turned his attention back to the road. "You little brat! I didn't do anything except drive. This problem could have happened to any one of us."

 

"That is true." said Roxas, "I'm not going fight about it."

 

Zexion rolled his eyes as he went forward to glance at Axel, "Hey pyro breath, it is your turn to drive, Demyx got us into a mess that seems that only you can fix," He replied to him.

 

"I must disagree, water boy." Larxene sniffed, her knees tucked to her chest tightly. "If I drove, things would be fine." Looking out the side window, she watched the scenery pass by a lot slower than she hoped it would. "You're a clumsy boy, Demyx. So your driving is gonna be. I'm elegent and so damn fine. Therefor, I shall be a better driver." She smiled, slightly surprised by the logical sense she was making.

 

"Zexion, it is still Demyx's turn. He has a couple of hours left. Then it is Larxene...unless you want Axel to drive really badly...." Xemnas said, throwing the pizza out of the window. A monkey caught it, and started screetching.
Xemnas bowed his head. "I'm sorry Mr. Chimps for littering."

 

Demyx whacked her head for saying such a thing. "Oh geez Larxene you would have us all fall over a cliff if you were driving. At least I'm not a manic and I know how to follow the rules of the road."

 

Xemnas did a flip in the air, and then floated while diving over to the back window, closing it. "Grab onto something people so it won't crash around. Oh yeah grab onto another thing so you won't crash around also..." He said, holding onto a broom. "Haw, haw. I made a joke."

 

"Very funny." Larxene commented in a dry tone, then averted her attention onto Demyx and his superior knowlege about this whole driving thing. "If you must know, my driving and knowlege of the road is perfectly fine.... y'know, all the lanes and stuff. I'm good with that." SHe looked out of the window at a speed sign signalling for Demyx to slow to 50mph. "...But I just don't agree with speed limits."

 

"I wonder why they want us to slow down in a landslide." Xemnas said, throwing an aerial blade at the sign, slicing it to pieces. The pieces floated to the ground. Xemnas tossed the broom away, and it landed underneath a table. The landslide kept on getting bumpier and faster.

 

Demyx swered onto the other lane to avoid the debree on the road caused by the sign being split apart. "Landslide!" He put the pedal to the medal, zooming down the road at high speeds at least until he got from the landslide. "Phew that was a close one." He returned the speed to 50 mph.

 

When the bus moved, Xemnas still stood, which means it seemed like he slid across the bus. "Well that was...boring..." He said, looking out the window. A police car was driving right by the rv. "Knock that police car off the side of the road, will you Demyx?"