The Organization 13 Road Trip!!

"I like shiny things......" Xemnas said grabbing a coin on the ground pushing Saix away on top of a pig farmer.

 

Zexion watched and started reading a newspaper. "Hey Xemnas, read this." He said as he showed Xemnas the newpaper.

 

Xemnas takes the news paper and sells it to somebody for a penny. A shiny penny.

 

"Lucky I have a spare." Zexion said as he grabbed another one. "Xemnas, we're first place....in the idiot league!" He said "Aren't you gonna do something about it?" He asked

 

"Who cares we're gonna be Light Warriors!" Xemnas said.

 

Spare me. Zexion thinks to himself

 

Saix beheaded the pig farmer and pulled out his battery powered straightners from nowhere and was standing next to Zexion fixing his hair looking at Zexions shiny(or greasy... XD!) hair as a substistute mirror.

 

Larxene walked out of the retirement home and said, "Well crap. I still don't have a clue how to find the old man that took our munny. And now that i've nuked the old folks home, i'm fresh out of ideas."

 

Zexion was waiting for Saix to finish using him as a mirror. Zexion then noticed Larxene was moaning about something. "Let me guess." He said "No old people to kill?" He then asked her.

 

Marluxia walked in with yet another cup of tea. "Woah whats going on?" he asked before sipping his drink.

OOC: I have no idea what is going on.

 

OOC: All I know is that Xemnas is still looking for light warriors.

BIC: "Another drink?" Zexion asked Marluxia. "Have you seen this yet?" Zexion asked as he gave Marluxia the newspaper which had an article about Org.XIII being first place in the idiot leauge.

 

"Whay! We're idiots!" he laughed raising his cup up. "At least we won something." he was looking on the brightside because he was hyper on coffee again. "I'm having cravings for coffee lately."

 

"Yes I realised." Zexion said as he threw the newspaper away. He then got a diet coke out of his pocket and started drinking it.

 

"...and done! plus I found out the secret to your hair Zexion its a whole drum's worth of Vo5 styling gel used every morning when you get up" Saix stated to Zexion knowing he was right.
"Oh and here a little help your fringe is losing its Volume and is covering no eyes!" Saix said in shock and revealed a tub of hair gel from his back"Here I'm a male Salon on legs" Saix said to Zexion quite friendly (he is kind when it comes to good hair being ruined).

Saix then pulled a bottle of Coke with orange(tried that today and it isn't horrible) from his bag that he carries (its black so its camoflage and its the location of his many useful items) and drank it.

"Larxene are you sure it wasn't Marly's nan in drag that took it? ...even though I killed her" Saix whispered the last part to himself.

 

Marly put his hand up. "I'm right here!" He then looked at Zexion. "BURN!" He then laughed. "Joking- don't worry I think your hair rocks plus I use Vo5, so don't dis us." he looked at Saïx with an angry glare.

 

Zexion stood next to Marluxia. "Thanks Marly." He said. "Where's Xemnas got to anyway?" He then asked

 

Larxene crossed her arms and sighed.

 

"Let me guess." Zexion said to Larxene "Out of old people to kill?" he asked her

 

Larxene looked at Zexion and said, "Shut up emo."

 

Then an old man walked by Larxene "Wow I've got so much money! More money than I know what to do with in fact. Why if I had a nickel for every dime I have I'd STILL be rolling in cash!" the old man said.