The Organization 13 Road Trip!!

"I thought he was being friendly." Xemnas said.

 

Larxene sighed and said, "Forget it. Let's just get inside and see what's going on."

 

then they drive into town and Xemnas sees a sign that says '13 ye olde Lighte Warriorse ofe destinye toe Rescuee kingdome frome darknesse. Inquiree withine.'

"Dude this is right up are alley! We're heroes. We can do this." Xemnas said.

 

Larxene looked at Xemnas and said, "You fight for munny, I weave a occult of thunder for munny, and you give it all away because you're an idiot. Heroes we ain't."

 

Vexen put both of his arms around Xemnas and Larxene," Yes we are heroes!"

 

Marluxia was s******ing but tuning into the conversation. "We aren't hero's, we're villians!" he yelled proudly.

 

Axel sighed.''We're not heroes or villains.We're Nobodies on a friggin' road trip!C'mon,for crying out loud.''

 

"Good point Axel. We are nobody!!!" He spoke as if he was talking to deaf people.

 

Vexen looks at Axel,"That dosent mean we could pretend...."

 

Axel turned to look at him.''Eh,yeah we could retend.But Xemnas would forget we're pretending at somepoint and it'll eventually get out of hand.But I digress.''

 

"He'll stop talking about his kingdom hearts and I can finally stop kissing up to him calming down his anger bursts" Saix said to them with a large box in his arms.
He walked over to Xemnas "Lord Superior I killed a crazy fangirl who stole your harigel and stole her straightners and put all three in this box" Saix said giving them to Xemnas.

 

Xemnas stared at Saix. and said "That's not very heroic........." then he looked at the others and said "We could give it a shot."

 

Larxene rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, yeah! What a great idea! We'll sacrifice ourselfs for the greater good--Thbbbbbbt! Now let's go rukus that old man."

 

"But I wanna be a light warrior!" Xemnas said.

 

"You're not going to shut up about this, are you?" Larxene said.

 

"NNNNNope." Xemnas said

 

Larxene sighed and said, "Fine, tell you what. If you can convine 11 stranger or the other Organization memebers to join us on our suicide mission to rid the world of evil, then sure, we'll apply for the light worrior job."

 

"Goody Goody gumdrops!" Xemnas said.

 

Vexen sighed and still was following the group.

 

Axel went to strangle Xemnas,but he tripped on a rock.''What is wrong with you!?''