The News with CtR

Hello and good day to our viewers, now for a round up of the days news.

First our headlines

Valentines Day Massacre?

As the most dreaded holiday of the year approaches the forum, tempers have become frayed as the hormones are rising. Recent reports have revealed that war is coming. Hold on to your partners tight, whether you're sharing your Valentines with a loved one or a carton of Ben & Jerry's this Valentines is sure to be an interesting one.

Alt Account Madness

With the majority of school coming up to their midterm break, the banned members of old are pouring out of the woodwork in altaccount style. The fashion this season appears to be reviving old accounts that were forgotten, wearing accounts of the last season appears to be a popular choice. Though some are going for the more undercover type accounts reflecting alting of days long gone by when an innocent I<3Demyx4eva was hiding the soul of a troll.

Sweet Nostalgia

This time of year is proving as popular as ever with older members coming back to impart their wisdom and nostalgia bomb over days gone by, say hello to your vets!

UR SO GAY!

...and you really, really don't like men. THIS JUST IN, BREAKING NEWS, WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT X2 IS A LESBIAN. Kannira The Wolf has recently re-confirmed that yes, she is a female, and that yes, she likes girls. To some members this has come as a huge shock, however we believe it will settle down until the next time someone doubts the existence of bisexuals and lesbians.

Now for more local news.

Firstly progress has been made as a battle to remove a censor was effectively won. Members can now discuss Charles Dickens without having to bypass the filter. The last time a battle of the censors was successful was when **** was conquered by those in Intelligent Discussion.

The News and Updates section has recently been taking a lot of hits from members uprising over lack of news and invasion of fan dubs. However this appears to be calming down now as invaders vanish left right and centre into the abyss of silence.

Lastly it appears the Departure Lobby has become THE section to be seen in, with members leaving for personal, educational, social and a multitude of other reasons we can only salute and wave as they walk into the proverbial sunset. With some members leaving as many as five times a month, this section has become a regular hotspot of activity.

And now for the weather

With **** storms on the horizon the best advice is to take cover and stay indoors. Also predicted are showers of emotions coming in on a strong wind from the west and with temperatures rising it looks like things could be getting hot.

Thats all for now, we shall keep you updated

 

Hooray for Mr. Dickens. :'D

 

You should make this AT LEAST a weekly thing :lolface:

 

^this all the way!!!​

 

um...someones bored XP

Hows life ctr long time no see D:

And by long time I mean since yesterday. BUT STILL.

 

oh now i understand what's going on..

 

...Interesting.

 

Indeed, may his soul be at ease :B

Don't tempt me xD

xD;;

xD indeed, boredom is a great motivator in making you do something :b

I'm awesome thanks love, you?

 

Yaaay CTR newscaaast

Spoiler

 

Oh wow that is beautiful xDDDDDDDDDD

 

I was going to post a picture that related to the group convo last night but I don't want to offend anyone.

 

It's about time someone said something about it and got things straight.

lolol c wut i did thar?

 

Im pretttty good.

Anchorwoman: The Legend of CtR

 

What about sports? I demand to know the score of the footie match between FF United and and KH City.

 

Kayleah should create her own newspaper industry.
And be like Jameson from Spiderman, biting on a cigar all the time and have a personal vendetta against a forum hero.

 

Does this mean that CtR is the next Stephen Colbert?

 

Wouldn't she have to be American?
And wouldn't she need a flaming sword?
And wouldn't she need to be male?
And- *shot*

 

Seriously. This needs to be done more.

 

I don't know, if I did it too regular it would get old D: and then boring

 

I'm so getting a Ron Burgundy vibe about this right now.