The newest taste sensation

Have you tried it? I have, it's the best thing out there at this time.

They call it Oragsmic Soup.


Hai Feeny don't kill me

 

Ooh! Does it give you an oragsm in your mouth?

 

Why yes it does!

It can also be used for a suncream, a moisturiser, and a slip hazard!

ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF YOUR SOUL!

 

Are you really missing that you've misspelled "orgasm?"

 

... I don't want to know.

But you'd better use this in bed, it sounds interesting.

And by in bed, I mean breakfast in bed, GAWD.