The New Organization Misfits

You haven't been eating those weird mushrooms I told you to stay away from again have you?

 

*pulls out a 12 Gauge Shotgun* This is my...BOOMSTICK!!! It's a 12 Gauge Double-Barral Remington, S-Marts' top of the line. You can fined this in the sporting goods department, this sweet baby was made in Granrabits, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95, it's got a wallnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Thats right, Shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that!?

 

Yep, it's the mushrooms again.

You probably forgot everything to do with them once you blacked out last time, right?

 

*reloads shotgun* Yo, she b****.....let's go. *shots a zombie behind kikame* Groovy.

 

epp! YOU ALMOST HIT ME! WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT?!

 

See the zombie behind you?

 

no.

...you know what, screw this, where did you find the mushrooms this time? *goes to look for some*

 

*snap* This is my STOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! You...came to vandalise...my store, huh?! Not on my WAAAAAAATCH!!!

 

but I'm a paying customer?

O_O the mushrooms are meowing before I even got to eat any and I haven't even had much- errr
>_>
<_<
I'm not on drugs, what are you talking about?!

 

*snap* Name and rank soldier! You can't tell me can you, fella? It's because your Veitcong! I'm right...aren't I?

 

*shrug*...*eats a mushroom*

Misa, I'm a Vanguard sir.

 

*snaps* Aww, a customer! Just a minute sir, in a few minutes you be the best ground beef anyone has ever tasted! Zombies are no good! I can not sell my customers spoiled meat. I have reputation to uphold! Trust me, I'm a butcher! Hahahaha!

 

Misa is an awful flavor though, here have this are that is so totally a fake instead.

 

*snap*

burnitup3: Looks like 72 yards. I can blow her head off clean from here. Can I take a shot dad?

burnitup: Gettin' a headshot from here is no big deal, Jack. Think you can pull it off, Thomas?

burnitup2: But Daddy, she ain't no zombie, she's just a woman!

burnitup: Thomas! We're doin' this to survive. You know that.

burnitup3: Using a firearms for self defense is our god-givin' right as Americans, Thomas.

burnitup: Come on, Thomas, shoot. Shoot her!

burnitup3: Shoot her, Thomas!

burnitup: What are you waitin' for!?

 

Well I'll be seeing ya, this place smells of death *walks out the door*

 

burnitup2: *trows a bat at kikame's head and misses*

burnitup3: Hahaha! You missed, loser! Get your aim right, brother!

burnitup: Hahaha!

burnitup2: Alright it looks like we found our next contestaints!

 

hey you missed the zombies, here use this it works better... hang on a sec...where is that damn shoe...oh here it is*pulls out Sora's shoe* it was somewhere in here...here it is*pulls out kairi* she doesn't miss as much *throws kairi at burnitup*

 

*snap* *pulls out shotgun and shots Kairi* Stay back! I trust those damn zombies as far as I can trow 'em, but I trust people even less! You can talk to my 12-gauge! Don't get to close or I'll blow y'all to kingdom come!

 

*stares at Kairi* but she is the best rabid zombie killing tiger I know and you blew her whiskers off with that crappy gun you have

 

*cocks shotgun* God damn it, I warned you. *aims gun at kikame*