The 'new Madoka' anime

CHARMELEON used FLASH!
Wild ZUBAT's accuracy fell!
Wild ZUBAT used SUPERSONIC!
CHARMELEON's accuracy fell!

*neither have I.

 

CHARMELEON, USE EMBER ON THAT ZUBAT

 

CHARMELEON used EMBER!
ZUBAT was damaged!
ZUBAT used SUPERSONIC!
CHARMELEON's accuracy fell!

 

....screw this.


>checks inventory
>equips charmeleon with a deagle

CHARMELEON SHOOT THAT MOTHER****ER

 

I always pick the grass type, because you can find a million good water and fire wild pokemonz, but the grass types usually suck compared to the starter.

 

I never pick the grass type because I don't like the color green lol.

 

ZUBAT used SUPERSONIC!
CHARMELEON became confused!
CHARMELEON is confused!
It shot itself in its confusion!
CHARMELEON fainted!

>Use next POKEMON
>Run

 

****ing running man....

>Leaves cave and leaves for the nearest pokemon center.

 

Fixed.

 

Well aren't you a pokemon master.


probs are lol

 

We've all seen that message enough times to know what it's supposed to say.

 

Welcome to our POKEMON CENTER. Would you like me to heal your POKEMON?
>Yes
>No

 

Yes, hot nurse Joy. <3 Heal all my pokemen please, they've been fighting hard.

 

Doo doo doodle doo!

Your Pokémon appear to have tiny life forms stuck to them. Your Pokémon are healthy and seem to be fine. But we can't tell you anything more at a Pokémon Center.

We hope to see you again!

 

wat

Tiny life forms? Are they pregnant? WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME NURSE JOY JUST SPILL IT


....

Bye.

LETS HEAD TO THE NEXT GYM, MY POKEMEN. TO THE.......THAT ONE GYM. THAT ONE GRASS TYPE GYM. But first lets go on the grass and see what pokemon we come across.

 

I love those Kantoku designs.

 

Hey, stop! I found these fossils! They're both mine!

SUPER NERD WANTS TO BATTLE!
SUPER NERD sent out MAGNEMITE!
What will RAT do?

 

Goooo Charmie and use embeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

CHARMELEON used EMBER!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Foe Magnemite used SUPERSONIC!
Charmeleon became confused!

 

USE EMBER AGAIN CHARMELEEEEEEEEEON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!