the new hogwarts kids :the final year

"You think any of her in real?" She giggled "Unlike her, I'm all natural."
"There are somethings older brothers really shouldn't hear, and that was one of them..."

 

"you might be natural but...those might be fake...but their good fake ones....i mean they're massive!"he said

lyra tossed a cousion at him but it just landed next to him"you have to stop staring at that poster of her like a big weirdo!"she said

"I dont stare...no coment about the poster but i dont stare at it!"

"suuure you dont...you talk to it too..."

"do not."

"do too..."

 

"Make a change from staring at everyone elses." Elle giggled playfully ruffling his hair before sitting down next to him.

 

what do you want me to do? im a guy...im not gonna look..."he said"and whats with everyone doing that to my hair....i just fixed it...took me ages...."

"you need a hair cut....its nearly aslong as mine..."


"you need to shave your mustash,its as thick as your eyebrows..."he ducked as she through a book at him

 

"I dun look at girls t*ts and I'm a guy." Casey pointed out hauling himself off the floor o nly to fall down again.
"And your not one to talk about mustaches Jordan." Elle giggled poking the gap between his lips and his nose "Either grow a real one or shave once in a while."

 

"yeah but im a guy...lyra aint..."jordan said"and you probely do look casey...just saying that cos lyra's here..."

"your one annoying little guy you know that?"she said


"i've been told...."

"Oh good...i thought i was the only one who noticed..."

"Yeah ly...what ever you say....."he said rolling his eyes

 

"I don't. Really, it's pervy. I think of it as you wouldn't want girls staring at 'you' so don't stare at 'them'."
"Not like Jordan's gonna have much to stare at, you heard what Ly said 'annoying little guy' and he didn't disagree!"

 

"Hey...i do have stuff to stare at..."He said crossing his arms..."not that any of you will ever see...."he said then got up"Im goin' to bed...later..."he said going up to the dorms

 

"You think I hurt his feelings?" Elle cackled

 

"if you did....good one"she said laughing

 

"Oh well." She shrugged getting up "and you two, drink plenty of water. It's a school day tomorrow you know."

 

it is?"she said"i thought it was the weekend tomorrow...oh well..."

 

"At least I think it is." She shrugged "Not like I do anything anyway."

 

"Yeah..."she said

 

"Anyway, it's good if you don't want hangovers."

 

"I dont mind it....gives us an excuse to sleep in class...then again....might be bad ones....but stilll"she said shrugging

 

"Meh, I'll see how it goes."
"Don't say I didn't warn you two." Elle sighed wandering back upstairs.

 

she looked at the ceiling playing with her hair absentmindedly

 

Casey smiled at her from the floor.

 

"Not getting up then huh?"she said laughing"comfy down there?"