The Never Ending Cheat!

fangirls come after you for your autograph, so you must then...

 

kill the fangirls and....

 

find the magical candy mountain and...

 

get you kidney stolen and...

 

then you wake up, realize its gone, and continue on your quest for...

 

those fangirls that stole your kidney so press X square and wiggle the right analog 3 times, if you wiggle it wrong, you won't activate your jetpack but the jetpack broke so you walk on foot to the steepy bridge, so.....

 

you will come across some odd looking creature that only says its name and it will give you a ride to the place where you need to go which is...

 

Then you'll see a cutscene where you're asking for his name and his name was bobby the plappyduck and you asked where does he live and answers "my name is bobby the plappyduck!" so you shut up and arrive at the other edge of the cliff that.....

 

leads to the end of the world because Captain Jack Sparrow is there so you then...

 

smells like flowers but

 

you Said "You jack sparrow, here's your dirt" then he snags it from you and pushes you at the end of the world and arrive in china and saw........

 

mexicans who....

 

two really big.........

 

squids, so you ask them to throw you back to the end of the world and you proceed to...

 

the other end of the world with.....

 

dance to cotton eye joe

 

a bag of Goldfish, the snack that smiles back, and you have to put them on the pedestal next to the pedestal to the right or else you'll...

 

die from amnesia then....

 

rot from angry.....

 

then makes you wanna drink cola....