The Never Ending Cheat!

that can be found in your local toilet....

 

in an albino sewer donkey's mouth...

 

that ate lots of....

 

small children in its past life...

 

and pooped them out into an organized way so...

 

they became the mysterious Organization XIII and...

 

the teen girl squad but they smell so bad they....

 

exploded and then reformed into...

 

A stone carved by a...

 

weird looking octupus thingy that....

 

giant robot from another planet so then you...

 

need to press X and will make you.......

 

enter a thousand digit access code to get to the...

 

Secret mysterious thing found in a lucky charms box so you need to press X again and....

 

you'll get a sneak peek of the ultra super insane ending that's really a teaser for the next game and then...

 

It will show a super seret trailer about the Grudge 3 where the creepy looking kid video tapes about his life outdoors and one very special scene where the kid is eating sushi, then......

 

is hit by a baseball, and that's when you're brought to...

 

The trailer about teletubbies and barney that....

 

you must fight with a toothpick in order to get to the next secret menu which will...

 

lead you to another teletubby barney commercial which will activate your battle menu to fight them because you must kill the trailer before....