The Never Ending Cheat!

Ok its siiimmmple! The First person(me) will post the start of a cheat(to anything) and you people just continue it in the craziest way possible! For example:

1st person:
To start this cheat you must flush your mother down the toilet then...
2nd:
run around in squares...
3rd:
and scream "I LOVE PIE!"
etc. It goes on forever, AND NEVER ENDS! Isn't that great? Yes. Yes it is.

Alright, I'll start:

To start this cheat pat your stomach and rub your head while yelling...

 

While yelling.....srceaming random girls names while running.,,,

 

Then jump off a cliff and throw Larxene's daggers at your...

 

little brother and then fly out of the room on a....

 

toy gummi ship and fly it like...

 

You're a female cop on the edge who is truly only trying to get respect with her hard exterior but on the inside is just a sad and lonely person who needs someone to love while rubbing....

 

while rubbing your head and dying your hair red while jumpin off a..

 

While jumping off a skyscraper and singing...

 

Penut Butter Jelly Time while fighting a...

 

Rabbit whilst eating a

 

Pickle he stole from...

 

Mr. T, who must be wearing...

 

Clown shoes that had been worn by...

 

was worn by --> his pet apple who loved to scream....

 

who loved to scream i have a munny while eating...

 

while eatting gutars that were invented by...

 

that were invented by demyx while aiming a dart at....

 

aiming a dart at..... xemnas's forehead while dancing to......

 

You can't touch this which is the favorite song of...

 

haircuts...............