The most amazing KHV story ever *Reposted for 2x the lawls*

Darky and Cin sat around in the spamzone, looking across at each other with looks of complete and utter fake dislike.

"You know what I just realized, Darky?"

Bright shining smiles split their faces as both seemed to become suddenly hysterical.

"What Cinnycap!?!?!?!?!!!!??" Darky yelped

"I'm a complete trendwhore!" Cin said with a slight jump.

"No...really, tell us something we DON'T know."

Vivi was walking accross the spamzone pushing threads and members out of the way.

"It's true...as I type this sentence I can only see an intense mimication of Soku's threads."

"Is mimication even a word?", Vivi said.

"Probably not, but it describes me perfectly."

"Agreed, noob..." Darky muttered.

"Sorry, what?"

"Nothing."

The 3 got up and began to walk over to Darky's and RoxasvsRiku's radio thread.

"It's about time for the show isn't it?" Cin asked Darky.

"Yes, and you're not in it this time." Darky said.

"Well duh, I'm not a vampire insomniac like you and Vivi and Mish. I've got to sleep."

"|)0|\|'7 83 J3410u2 0f 0ur 1337 haxxorz 2ki112 y0"

A loud chatter of mutterings came fromt he crowd at Darky's words. Apparently he'd said it to close to the radio mike and it was announced over the entire spamzone.

"Wtf? Was that even english!?!?" yelled Rosey.

"May the grammer hammer kill your brain and be...have it...eaten...by...g-grammer..." Jade Rhade began her statement loudly an dconfidently but slowly lost her poise as she realized how much her speech is overused.

"Phear meh!" yelled RSKO.

"Sorry guys! I didn't realize you could hear me."

"Phear meh!" yelled RSKO again.

RvR quickly began reciting news of a cue-card as the crowd of members began to riot again.

"Um...um other news! 14 Canadain elephants escaped from Azkaban today and are now flying towards the North Pole. Apparently they are dire dire need to 'Capture the Avatar!' so Kekekekek bing bop skoobadoodop biggle repstoo-Soku wtf is this? This isn't news!"

Soku looked down at the cue cards he was holding up and let out a slight whimper as he realized he'd not written them.

"RvR, I didn't write these! Someone must have replaced them with mine!"

The recently hushed crowd started up again.

"You've got to be kidding me!" yelled Kitty.

"This is far from sexy! Where's the boobs and cl-?"

Cronoking was cut off by a knocking on the spamzone window.

Everyone looked over to see Roxas knocking ont he glass with a desperate look on his face.

"Guys, I'm sorry, can I come back!? PLEASE!!!"

"Phear meh!" yelled RSKO and crowd yelled louder then ever. Several chairs were thrown accross the crowded spamzone and bullets flew through the air. A blazing bonfire burst into life as several members lit CFF and Sweq's dead bodies on fire.

"This is madness!" yelled Jube.

"THIS IS SPAAAARTA!!!" screamed Darkandroid, and he kicked the Persion messenger into the pit with his comrades.

The room seemed to silence at his words.

"What a noob!!!" said several members at once. From the pit came a a mass of fire and smoke, lighting the spamzone until every inch was bathed in an odd orange glow. From the tower of flames came an emmense hatred an loathing for everyone in the room. They could feel the bloodlust and murderous intent pressing in ont hem, clutching their hearts and threatening to squeeze. A face formed int he flames and several members yelped in fear.

"It is I! Catch the Rain! Now WTF IS GOING ON!?!?!!?"

RSKO ran towards Ctr and bowed at her emmense form.

"Phear meh phear meh, meh phear phear, phear meh phear meh?" said RSKO as he looked up at the face in wonder and love.

Ctr looked down at RSKO and seem to ponder his strange behavior, she looked and a smile crossed her face...then she leaned forward and ate him.

Darky, Cin, Vivi, and RvR ran forward toward Ctr.

"Infraction! Warning" yelled Darky.

"Banned Banned!" screamed Cin at the vile monster.

"Closed!" Vivi said as a wall appeared between the members and the beast.

"Opened!" yelled a very manly, scratchy voice.

Darky, Vivi, Cin, and RvR turned and looked at Mish as the wall disappeared. In the heat and the smoke, they could see that Mish's face had begun to melt slightly, it was obviously a mask.

Vivi ran forward and tore the mask off of Mish to reveal...Tetsuya nomura.

"Nomu!?" whispered most of the forum in awe and surprise, seeming to forget Satan was standing in from of them and had just eaten RSKO...or maybe no one cared...?

"That's right! It's me! Tetsuya Nomura, created and producer and writer and ex-boyfriend of Kingdom Hearts. But...after the failer of KH2: FM+, I couldn't stand it. I left Kindgom Hearts for Final Fantasy 13. Kingdom Hearts attacked me and FF slightly after, injuring FF13 and setting back it's progress a full 13 years. So now I want revenge! Revenge on Kingdom Hearts and all who love it!"

Soku stpped forward and pointed an accusing finger at Nomu.

"So it was YOU! YOU SWITCH THE CUECARDS!!!"

"Indeed!"

"YOU EVIL *******!!!" yelled RvR.

"I hacked Mish's account and came here, knowing that if I switched the cuecards, someone would make a very lame and stupid 300 reference, summoning Catch the Rain to devour the forum."

"You're a crafty one!" Misty said, wagging her finger at Nomu.

"No, I'm just REALLY high." Nomu said with a slight swagger.

"He'd have to be to think up KH..." Vivi muttered.

"Yes...and I'd have to be to do this as well..." Nomu pulled and axe out of his jacket and swung with all his might at the still smirking Vivi.

Vivi's head flew into Madiyasha's lap, his eyes moving around slightly in his head as he struggled to breath, but finally dying as Maiyasha jumped up, clutching her head.

"AHHHHHH!!! BOY-FLESH!!! NO!!!!"

Madiyasha's eyes bguled in her head and grww large and red, her arms became that on insects and her teeth became fanged. Slowly raising in height, antennae sprouted from her forehead and she set her eyes on the members.

Everyone stared in silence at the disturbing scene. Roxasnoxas backed away slightly, breaking the silence.

"Wow...that's really gay."

The spamzone seemed to explode with activity as Nomu ran forward and began attacking members, CTR engulfed several people in flames and ate ~Koneko~. Madiyasha rampaged the fleeing members, eating many males and not touching the females.

"OMG WTF!?!!?" screamed Xaldin as he entered the spamzone.

Cin ran forward and practically tackled Xaldin.

"No! Go back! Save yourself Xaldin! You have so much to live for!" Cin began pushing Xaldin out of the spamzone.

"No, wait, I can help!" yelled Xaldin as he ran from the spamzone. "There's an option in the cp, I can stop it!"

"NOOOO!!! XALDIN!!! NOT THE CP!!!!"

Xaldin ran into the CP, pressing many random links and clicking different options, until finally the screen went blank.

Everyone from KHV sat huddled in a small group 3 months later, all pushing and fighting to get nearest to the fire. They sat on an endless plain of sand and a seemingly unnaturl coldness. Limbo didn't seem so bad...they just had to light a new members on fire everynight to keep from freezing. Luckily Cin, Darky, and RvR survived, but members such as Sara, Angel, Hitna, and Jube were not so lucky. Tonight was Ducky's burning, and everyone was fighting to get a look at his dead body. Most couldn't believe he was dead. Many knew this to be the first joy they'd had since Xaldin touched the CP 3 months previously. They were all togethor, one site, under the stars, upon the endless plain of sand. They were togethor, and they were happy.


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lol >_>;
was this part 7 ?

 

God, I loved this the first time arround, and I love it the second xD

 

I demand moar stories from joo!

 

I laughed at the 300 line....:D.......a very interesting story....

 

Lmao. THat made me laugh, and laugh, and smile, then cry then laugh all over again XD

 

xDDD This is so funny. I could read it a hundred time and I'd still be laughing, lmao.

 

well was it part seven ?

 

Kitty, new one in usernotes. Mish = Kira = awesome.

It's not really a comedic one though, it's very serious in fact...=/

It's part 1/1...XD

 

lololol .

 

it wasn't part seven D:
my perfect intelligence was been destroyed >_>;
now wait this was a total rip of of not another kh-vids movie in spamzone right ?

 

Basically. Hence the references Soku's story and to me being a trendwhore.

 

trendwhore D:

 

This is the cure for the cancer that is killing SZ.