The moral is true

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    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
    table. A very attractive blonde woman from Texas
    arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)
    on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all
    don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    completely nude." With that, she stripped from the
    neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on,
    baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice
    came to a stop she jumped up and down and
    squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked
    up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
    departed. The dealers stared at each other
    dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
    "What did she roll?" The other answered,
    "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    ** Moral ** - Not all Texans are stupid and not
    all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
     
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