The Monolith has arrived on Earth to grace with you with unfathomable wisdom and long thread titles

Ask the Monolith a question
Check your post number (just quote your post and look at the number right next to POST)
The last number in your post is your answer

For example if I ask "Monolith, will I kill myself tonight?"

My answer is MAYBE as my post number ends in 3

 

will this post end in a number?

looks like i beat the odds.

 

dear monolith, am i pretty?

fuck you monolith i never cared anyway

 

That's pretty deep

 

thank you

 

Will the Spice Girls make a roaring return to the charts that blows all the competition out the water?

EDIT: Oh thank god.

 

Will I ever find a job that will allow me to move out?

 

Will I manage to convince everyone on kh-vids to get Extreme Vs Full Boost and we can have wonderful Gundam filled matched together?

EDIT: OH KH-VIDS! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU GUYS WERE BUYING EXTREME VS FULL BOOST ALREADY!?

 

Will anyone show up to my funeral?

Score.