the misty group : the misty group

Misty you are in need of serious professional help. I'll leave you alone now.

 

*runs around causing mess and chaos*

8D I didn't join

 

i haet u all

 

i be ridin dirty in hea

 

misty journal oo1:
today i thought about being lonely. then i made a depressing post in my livejournal and drew a picture of a crying vampire with a gun to his head.

isn't it ironic how the word "gun" is so close to the word "fun," when they're oh so far apart?

woe is indeed me.

 

misty journal oo2:
when friends turn into fiends why does it seem like i'm always the one to weep?
four more days until i celebrate one more year on this miserable earth.

this is a secret that i have never actually shared with anyone but you, journal, but sometimes i pretend that my life is worse than it is just for attention. and i hate myself for it.

woe is indeed me, once again.

 

orange journal oo1:
today i successfully infiltrated an conquered mistyopolis.
this is an exciting time because i will soon be able to conquer nursejoyville and officerjennytown.

1 step closer to my empire!

o how i love the sweet mysteries of life.

woe is indeed not me.

 

misty journal oo3:
friends seem to be dropping the 'r' more and more recently. they invade my personal space and ramble about conquering cities while I experience inner turmoil.

today i celebrated my birthday. my emo flip just wouldn't cover my eye correctly and my tight tight black jeans with the razor blade imprint on them were too clean to wear. i was despairing all while i ate my dinosaur chicken nuggets

 

orange journal oo2:
my life has been improving every day. mistyopolis is now entirely mine and my exports to other villages are up 40%. misty's cloning experiments have been overtaken entirely by myself. misty is now bound and gagged in a closet somewhere.

i was scheming all as I devoured my thanksgiving turkey today.

 

misty journal oo4:
i have once again had my privacy invaded by someone of a citrusy nature. i think i'll go slit my wrists now.

thanksgiving was a massacre as always. the fact that americans are supposed to eat an innocent turkey every year is appalling. i wore all my vegan clothes that day. my stepmom forced me to eat some of that poor animal. then i went into the bathroom and wrote poetry, but my tears made the ink smudge so i couldn't read any of it. i think that that moment symbolizes my life, in a way.

 

misty journal oo5:
i have been so overcome with sadnessosity that i have forgotten to post in here. i should apologize to the demons that control this harsh, cruel world.
how very overrated are these "happy" holidays? nothing about them is ever happy, and the fact that parents are expected to lie to their offspring about a man breaking into their house is a disgrace. i suppose that that is the way this world turns -- on lies and depression.

woe is indeed me.

august 16th, 1977

 

misty journal oo6:
i'll take these pills and shove them down my throat to keep the words 'i love you' from escaping my lips to keep me secret.

 

misty journal oo7:
death is a sad thing, yet i find myself wishing for it more and more often. i am not a perfect being and i am stuck in this pit of a town. everyone here is an ******* and i just want out. in times like these only hawthrone heights and my chemical romance speaks to my soul.

 

Rosey journal oo1:

I have a feeling my friend is becoming increasingly isolated from the world and Im not quite sure what to do. Im becoming very worried about her wellbeing, and she has even made her own isolated group and it worries me. Jesus, what should I do?

 

I'm am Misty's long lost penis.

 

orange journal oo3:
that girl is being invaded now. you can tell by the smell of her username that she is unhappy with other folk being involved in her shenanigans. well log back in with report on further behavior.

 

Rosey journal oo2:

I have invited more people to join my friends group to try to encourage her to stop being isolated and to meet with people who care about her. I hope it works

 

wat asdffdhrtvutr

 

i dunno. we were all just magically invited into this group that only misty is supposed to be in. Make the most of it.

 

I love Misty.