The Misadventures in The Castle That Never Was

O_O.....rock hand!!!! \m/

Thanks Obsessed, and I understand. :D

 

it's mine,too...dude,that is an awesome song.

story is very good,it's getting better....now i gotta finsih up my Sonic Unleashed story,i just never get much rep from making that kingdom hearts story or that Sonic.

 

That is a great story.I know how to wright ones too.Really good ones,maybe I should type one.

 

You ought to, man!

KSE ftw!!!!! Those stories are awesome!

 

thanks....I'll be sure to update often.

 

Cool and funny story !,i'll be waiting for the next chapter!:laughing-smiley-004

 

Here's whatever chapter I'm on!

Xellon parried the blow, sending the saber towards Darth Vader's face. The Sith Lord, however, grabed his weapon quickly and made a hand gesture. Xellon felt all the air in his lungs trapped, and his feet left the ground. He realized soon he couldn't receive any oxygen. He used all his might and threw his blade at the dark warrior. The figure dropped his grip while dodging the strike raid, giving Xellon some time to check on Roxas.

The Nobody Knight knelt beside Roxas, examining for a cause of injury. However, Xellon didn't find any burnt cloth or any bruises on his companion."Impressive." A voice called from right behind him. He jumped up, summoned Twilight's Resort, blocked Vader's blow, and backflipped onto the home team stands."The Force is strong with you." Vader mused. He glided to the row of space Xellon stood in."Join me and we could rule the galaxy as master and apprentice."

Xellon smirked and rested his blade on a shoulder."Who would wanna be taught by a devil wanna-be?"

Darth Vader bursted out in rage, sending several sudden, invisible pushes Xellon couldn't comprehend. They knocked the teen a level down, resulting in a nasty blow to his butt."I had an apprentice once." Vader laughed mechanically.
Xellon jumped up and took his battle stance."You wish to die?" Vader questioned."So be it."

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"Namine! Shut up!" Axel cried to a distressed Namine. She had been spilling out all her feelings, date locations, period times, and price of tampons to him in the past two hours. He was sick of her telling all of her personal belongings.

"Axel......I know you just didn't!" Namine yelled as tears left her eyes.

"Shhhhhhh.......calm down!" Axel shouted, covering her mouth. She bit his hand and kicked him in the private.

"Do you want me to post yaoi of you and Roxas onto Photobucket?!?!" Namine screamed at a injured Axel.

"Heck no....." He whispered in agony.

"Good." The memory witch smiled and pointed to a diagram on her laptop."You see this? This is what also ticks me off! These picks of...."

Nothing is better to tick a girl off than yuri of her and her other, Axel told himself.

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"Cloud! Here they are!" Zack shouted with some french toast in his mouth.

"Where?" Cloud shouted back over the gummi hanger.

"In this bag!" Zack shouldered the bag and ran to Cloud.

"You found Roxas and Xellon?" Cloud asked.

"..........." Zack looked in the bag.

"Zack...." Cloud peered into the bag. A large man with a small loin cloth around his waist sat in there, tied by chains.
"Now we know why Tarzan wasn't in KH2." Cloud reached to his left temple and shook his head."I thought it was Nomura..."

"Wrong! It was...." Zack read a sign on the side of the bag."......Roxas24Sora."

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Xellon was sweating horribly. The red saber was inches away from his face, humming lowly. Darth Vader took a step forward to put more pressure on his blade. Xellon, however, took this chance to put in a sweep kick, knocking the Sith warrior on his behind. The Nobody Knight chuckled, shouldering his blade. The Dark Lord jumped up, a dark red aura surrounding him."I shall show you a Sith's RAGE!!!" He bellowed, sending a bolt of lightning into Xellon's body.

The teen shook violently, while Vader exchanged some powerful blows. The robotic figure knocked the teen to the ground, shattering one of the goal posts. The world was darkened by clouds above, sending lightning to the Sith Lord. The warrior turned in towards his stomach, lightning surronding him in a shield form. He screamed, letting out all the lightning into one direction: straight towards Xellon.

Xellon looked up, watching the bolts approach. He soon jumped to his feet and entered his fighting stance. He screamed, charged straight through the lightning towards Darth Vader, and sliced repeatedly. The Sith Lord paused, blood leaking from many scars in his armor. He groaned, fell onto his knees, and was overcomed by darkness. After the darkness left, Xellon saw that Darth Vader left with it. A glowing orb, however, took his place. Xellon picked it up, put Roxas on his shoulder, and left through a passage of light.

 

Oh wow.. that was epic xDDD

Im glad some of the old humour has returned =D

Lol, Namine threatening Axel with yaoi pictures xDDD

It was a good mix of action and humour at the same time :3

Keep it up, buddy <33

 

Don't worry, it will! :D

 

Wow. I like this chapter the best for some reason. Good job. I will wait for the next chapter.

 

Thanks, Renegade Angel! :D

 

Axel haves a hard time with Namine.
Darth Vader is gone, they saved the universe.
Acion and humor that's a good combo.
Keep it up Roxas.

 

Love it! So Funnnnnny :3333 keep it up <3

 

Thanks, peoples!:D

Hey guys, here's a new treat! Theme songs for the characters in the fic! These are themes for the characters in my YouTube series, too! Enjoy!
NOTE: If you don't like any rock, you won't like these. If you like rock and you don't think these songs go with these characters, give me some advice on what songs might go with them better.

Roxas' Theme

Namine's Theme

Xellon's Theme

Axel's Theme

Cloud's Theme

Zack's Theme

Evil Sora's Theme

That's all for now! I would post Darth Vader's, but something's goin' wrong with my laptop and the PP site.

 

One of the best and most funniest stories i ever read! you mantain the balance between comedy and fighting perfectly! ~rep~

 

I love this story!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thanks, guys! :D

Cookies for everyone! *throws cookies everywhere*

 

I just read the chapters and you have just the right balance of comedy and action. Keep up the good work!!

Ya rock \m/
*reps*

 

Thanks!

Here's Chapter Nine (I think)! BTW this one has no humor in it. The next one will have tons! I promise!:D



Xellon entered the white light and fond himself in the room filled with doors. He placed an unconscious Roxas on the floor and examined the next door. It bore a demented clown face, a knife was protruding from it. He was disgusted by it, gagging at the sight. This guy must be messed up, the Nobody Knight thought. A rustle filled the white room, and Xellon turned to see it was Roxas.

"You're a keyblade master?" Roxas asked. He brushed off his sleeves. He then walked over to the door Xellon just finished examining. A grin came upon his face."Awesome..."

Xellon then noticed writing etched nearly a foot bellow the insignia. He read it aloud.

"The Terror Of Gotham..." The teen thought to himself for a while. What is Gotham? Why is a demented clown his trademark? He then returned to Darth Vader's door. Below the symbol, the phrase 'Dark Lord Of The Sith' was etched into it.

"I wonder...did you go through the Station of Awakening?" Roxas asked the Nobody Knight."All keyblade masters go through it."

Xellon turned to Roxas, reiterating what he said in his mind."The stained glass platform areas?"

"Yeah!" Roxas smiled."Tell me what happened."

Xellon reached into his memory, and told Roxas about his time in the mysterious area.

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Xellon was falling endlessly through the water. All his life flashed before his eyes, and he noticed the ocean bottom getting closer. He breathed in, noticing the dampness leave his clothes. It was...air? At the bottom of the sea? He landed feet first onto the ground. He took in his surroundings, and took a step forward. A light blinded him, and thousands of birds took flight off the platform. He unshielded his eyes, and took in a stained glass picture of a boy his age. He was a blonde, wielding two bizarre weapons he didn't recognize. One was black, with a chain going down the blade, demonic wings taking shape for the hand guard. The other was the exact opposite. It was white, with a few heart designs, angelic wings replacing the evil.

The boy was wearing a black cloak, and looked depressed. In an open space, twelve other cloaked, hooded figures took shape. Each held unique weapons. One had red blades of light, another had fire-red chakrams, another with a blue shield. Xellon then noticed a faint voice off in the distance calling to him.

"Step forward, brave keyblade warrior." It called.

Keyblade? What was a keyblade? He didn't ponder on it, and he took a step.

"Excellent..." The voice called. Xellon then saw three platforms take shape before him. Each had a symbol hovering above it. One was a crown, giving of a faint silver glow. Another had a heart design, with what looked like barbed wire design in the middle. The one that appealed to Xellon the most, however, was a uniquely shaped insignia. It was white, and had curving but sharp edges.

"Choose wisely..." The voice said.

Choose? He took a step towards the unique one. The voice came back.

"The power of no man nor beast
empty shells take this form of strength
only one called a Nobody would take it.
You wish for this power?"

"Yes..." Xellon said aloud. The symbol before him disappeared, the other two remained.

" Which do you abandon?" The voice called.

Xellon checked on what the crown was.

"The power of light
overcoming the darkness
wielded by many keyblade masters.
Do you abandon this?"

Light? That meant it was a source of good. He surely wasn't a evil teenager. Sure, he committed wrongs, but nobody's perfect."No..." He shouted. Nothing happened. He then went towards the barbed wire heart.

"The darkness bulging
a power all have in their hearts
but some choose light over it.
Do you abandon this?"

Darkness? He didn't want this power."Yes..." He called. The symbol shattered, along with the platform he stood on. As he fell, the voice came to him.

"You are a Nobody, and you have accepted your fate. You are a denizen of the dark, but you choose the side of light. You abandon the Heartless, and support the subjects of a King of Light. You are the Nobody Knight."

Nobody Knight? None of this made sense to the boy. Another platform drew near, and he landed on it. This one contained a black haired girl. She wielded what looked like a massive key."So that's a keyblade..." Xellon thought aloud. As soon as he said this, a large light appeared in his right hand. The light faded, and his hand weighed down onto something. It was a keyblade, with curvy but sharp edges like the Nobody symbol.

"Twilight's Resort..." The voice called.

"Twilight's Resort.....

Twilight's Resort...."

A large figure suddenly erupted from the platform. It was white, with what looked like a blue scarf around its neck. It had large pincers for hands, and had the same symbol on it's face. It summoned white lights around Xellon's hands and feet.

"Don't forget..."

He was locked in space, fifty feet above the platform. He couldn't budge, for the lights held him there. The white enemy appeared again, staring into his foe's face. He grabbed Xellon, and threw him into the air. Xellon took this chance to see what the keyblade could do. He found himself hovering in the air, and he threw his blade towards his large foe. The blade made contact with its face, sending it off the platform.

"Don't be afraid..."

Xellon chased after it off the platform, swinging with all his might at the foe. It winced, wiggled, and cringed at his blows. He felt fury for some unknown reason, like this thing killed a person he loved. He gave it no mercy, he plowed it with all he had. He noticed they were battling hundreds of feet above the platform. He took this as an advantage. He soared above the figure, reared back, and striked downwards. The beast hurled towards the stained glass at a fast pace. Xellon chased after it again. It finally made collision, falling onto it's knees. Xellon stood before it in a fighting stance he picked up. Anger grew inside him.

"COME ON! HIT ME!" He shouted at the nearly dead figure.

It started to crumble, and Xellon charged towards it. He jumped to meet its head. He gave a last slash, and he was consumed by a great light on impact. He, however, found himself in a dark pool. The darkness was constricting him, he couldn't breathe or anything. He sat there, and waited to die.

"Don't be afraid...

And don't forget...

You are...

The Nobody Knight..."

"Shut up!" He gasped. He then noticed a light come from above him. Through it he could see the same black haired girl. She smiled at him.

"Let's go..." She whispered, and took his hand.

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"So....I was one of the stained glass pics?" Roxas asked anxiously.

"Yeah..." Xellon whispered. He then looked at the clown door. He smiled, remembering what the black haired girl said."Let's go." He motioned towards the door. He and Roxas took a last glance at the etching, and opened the door.

 

*blinks*

*blinks again*


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I'm having a little deja vu.. Saving Kairi anyone?
Dude..I know its not meant to be similar.. but gawd, it is.

Heh.. for once I didn't mind the lack of humour... I like reading gross stuff like from the first paragraph.. ehe he he...

Your style of writing has changed so much its incredible <3
You have got so much better :3