The Misadventures in The Castle That Never Was

lol roxas and namine where thrown in to kingdom hearts 3

 

Hey guys! Here's the new chapter! Sorry 4 the wait!


Roxas twirled his keyblade around his head."This ends here!" He shouted. Zack and Cloud got into their fighting stances, both smirking."What are you two happy about?" Roxas questioned.

"Well, Riku..." Zack started.

"Roxas." The Key of Destiny sighed.

"Whatever..." Zack went on."...we realized that our friend Aerith is in this castle." He motioned towards the ceiling."Whole place is gonna be blown to shreds when we're done here. Even though I don't know little Stephen here..." He motioned towards Sora, who displayed no affection."...Cloud says he's cool enough to save."

"Sora." Cloud corrected just above a whisper.

"You know I don't like kids, Cloud." Zack shouldered his sword."Ever since that kid in the slums stole my wallet..."

"Can we stay on task here?!" Roxas interrupted, already in contact with Sora's keyblade. The other two charged at Sora, electricity buzzing around them. They smirked at each other, jumped in the air, and took the other's blade.

"Brotherly Bond!" They cried. Roxas merely jumped out of the way, running to check on Namine. The SOLDIER duo zeroed in on Sora, who summoned Fenrir in his left hand to ready for the onslaught. The first to attack was Zack. He swung the buster sword with amazing speed at the keblade master, who parried every blow. However, the sword was soon engulfed with a purple fire, which worried Sora. Every blow made by Zack hit Sora, who was soon accompanied by Cloud. The SOLDIER sword was now giving off a blue light, making it resemble the sky. Cloud's attacks were even faster than Zack's, almost as fast as the speed of light! After Cloud's chain of attacks, he positioned himself across from Zack in midair."THERE'S NOT A THING WE DON'T CHERISH!" They screamed at the top of their lungs. An orb of light appeared between the two, soon giving off long, deadly rays. Each one targeted Sora, knocking him back nearly ten feet.

Sora headed toward the exit, while Cloud and Zack returned to the ground."You'll pay, Ventus!" He shouted. He then opened a portal of darkness, which he slipped into.

"Wow." Zack said, resting his elbow on Cloud's shoulder."You got some amazing friends." He then picked his nose, took out a booger, and put it in his pocket.

"Tell me about it." Cloud stated under his breath.

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Roxas ran towards a frightened Namine."Oh my gosh!" She screamed, running with open arms to her loved one. Within two seconds she was in Roxas' grasp, sobbing into his shoulder.

"What's wrong?!" A voice chimed behind Roxas. Roxas turned to find his companion, Axel."All we heard upstairs was banging and clanging." He looked in horror as a black haired man with a buster sword walked up a passage way of light leading to the Hall Of Empty Melodies' second floor.

"Axel." Roxas stated in his most serious tone."Take Namine and keep her safe. I'm going to find Sora." He put his hand under Namine's chin and tilted it up. He looked deep into her blue eyes, pressing his lips against hers. She wrapped her arms around his head, raising her leg a little. Roxas pulled away, a tear streamed down his face."Axel will take good care of you."

He headed towards the door, gave a last wave bye, and left with Coud and Zack.

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nice one and don't worry about the waiting

 

that was really good! lol, Axel got his head stuck in the toilet!

 

This is really good. Keep up the good work ; )

 

Once again, nice work R24S

I need more humour though
need..more..laughs...

*dies*

 

Thanx guys!

More Humour? No prob!

 

Hey guys, I have no idea when I'll update, but it will be soon. My friend and I are working on a YouTube project. So look for the update!

Here it is! Chapter....Five I think!


Roxas ran for his Gummi Ship in the darkest depths of the castle. "We're almost there." He told Cloud and Zack.

"Oh, we know where it is." Zack assured Roxas."We sent our other friend to wait there." Zack winked at Cloud, who had sliced a Dusk in two before it lunged at him.

"What?!" Roxas shouted in rage as he flipped a switch, opening a door to an enormous Gummi hanger."Do you guys, like, stalk me or something?"

The duo didn't respond. They were paying attention to the size of the hanger. It was about as long as ten football fields and the roof was thousands of feet above them. On each side of the three walls a nobody symbol was engraved. Straight ahead of them was a Gummi Ship that resembled Roxas' pendant on his vest. On top of it was a Graviga gun, giving off a purple glow. On the rear was a large booster shaped like the nobody symbol. The cockpit was the 'point' facing their direction. Inside a dark figure could be seen crossing its arms, apparently bored.

"He's ready to go." Cloud sighed. His buster sword magically disappeared, giving off a last silver gleam. He turned his attention to Roxas."You ready?"

Roxas grinned."Yeah..." His grin dropped to a frown."It's hard fighting your nobody..."

"Wow..." Zack snapped back to reality."I never thought of something as deep as that."

"That's cause you never think." Cloud snorted. Zack crossed his arms and gave Cloud the evil stare.

"Bump you!" Zack shouted in anger. They boarded the ship, ready to take their adventure to the next level.

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"Hi, my name's Roxas!" The Key of Destiny greeted the stranger on his Gummi Ship.

The boy turned towards the unfamiliar voice in surprise. The young man was dressed in a short-sleeve green hoodie, engraved with a few fire effects erupting from the neck. He had long black hair, brown eyes, and freckles. He wore pants that could zip off to become shorts. What intrigued Roxas the most was the guy's shoes. They were black and flat-footed, with a large white V on the tongue. He skateboards, Roxas thought to himself, score one for the new kid.

"What's up?" The boy grinned and shook Roxas' hand."Name's Xellon."

"Cool!" Roxas shouted."So..." He gestured between Cloud, Zack, and Xellon."You guys know each other?"

Xellon rubbed the tip of his nose and put his hands behind his head."Yep, for only a few months though. We met at..."

Suddenly, a white light engulfed Xellon and Roxas, blinding them."What's happening?!" Roxas questioned, but no one responded. Through his eyelids he could tell the light died down, so he opened his eyes.

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Roxas and Xellon were alone in a huge white room that was lined with thirteen doors. Each was engraved with a symbol he didn't recognize. What really got his attention was a hooded figure in the center of the room. He wore Sora's old clothes, but they were inverted. His face wasn't revealed, but Roxas could tell Xellon was ticked."Not again..." He said aloud.

The figure shifted a little."Hello young keyblade masters..." His voice ran through Roxas' brain. He was not talking with his lips, but with his thoughts."I offer you a challenge of thirteen foes. Each want to test your powers to their limit. Do you accept?"

Roxas looked towards the last door. It was embedded with a heartless symbol. What was different was a silver crown positioned in the exact middle. Roxas knew who was behind that door. Sora, he told himself. He then turned his attention to Xellon, who was probably reading his mind. He was bearing a grin similar to Zack's.

"We accept." Xellon called to the hooded figure.

"Excellent." He whispered."Move forth, keyblade wielders, to your first opponent." He motioned towards the first door. It boasted a large circular insignia on its frame.

Roxas realized the man slip into a portal of darkness and vanish. The duo erased it from their memory and proceded towards the door. Roxas thought the symbol was familiar, but it had rung no bell. Xellon reached for the handle and opened the door. Another light engulfed them, and they found theirselves on what looked like a high school football field.

Roxas' attention turned to Xellon's weapon. It was a keyblade, but it wasn't a familiar one. It had a nobody-like designed handguard, the blade was a yellow sword, and the key itself resembled a disfigured version of Sora's crown.

"Nobody's Resort." Xellon interrupted Roxas' concentration.

"Huh?" Roxas remarked with a hint of stupidity.

"That's the key's name." Xellon tilted the blade up a little. His attention then drifted towards something down the field.

In the endzone, a large black figure stood firm, holding a shiny object in its right hand. The figure had a domed helmet, giving off a glow from the sun. It wore a black cape, connected by a silver chain on its chest. What caught Roxas' attention was a sound it was giving off. It was a rough abnormal noise coming from the helm. Is that its breathing?, Roxas thought. Many mechanisms laid on its chest. Some colored buttons, silver swithches, and some other stuff Roxas didn't know about.

The figure aproached, its shoulders giving off a firm stature. As it aproached, a hiss filled the air. Roxas noticed the object in its hand was protruding a large red blade made of light. Roxas summoned Oblivion and entered his fighting stance."Who are you?" Roxas called.

The figure stopped in its tracks, its blade giving off a humming noise. It turned its head towards Roxas, the mechanical breathing chilled the Key of Destiny's bones.

"I am..." A booming voice erupted silently from the helmet. The breathing continued for a few seconds."...Darth Vader, Knight of the Sith."

 

wow...that is just freakin awesome a light saber vs a keyblade...man,that light saber is gonna slash that blade in half and then roxas probably go be like,wtf!

 

I can almost picture the story as I read it. Nice job. Can't wait for the next chapter!

 

Thanks guys!

Random Fact: I'm listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage, one of the best songs I've ever heard!

 

lol Darth Vader.
only thing i miss is the humor of the story.

 

I have three points to make..

1. Supersonic please don't quote whole chapters xDD
2. It was..interesting, and I know what you based it on, but I think this isn't really your style. You went from being a funny and carefree writer to something completely different. I agree with Lolermee, I kind of miss the humour... |:
3. Can you have some more.. emotional moments...? If you get me. D'aww, I'm not making much sense today O.o

Nice chapter though. Roxas24Sora, you officially rock xD Almsot as much as Matthew Tuck...

 

Do not worry, my friends....the humor will come....trust me.:D

And I rock like Matthew Tuck?! OMG I feel honored!

 

i hope so.

man i worn out from this week.

 

5/5













:)

 

Thanks man! :D

Okay guys, chapter 6! (I think) Before you read, when I refer to 'the Nobody Knight', I mean Xellon...:D

The tall figure named Darth Vader stared at the boys for what seemed like hours. His breathing was still chilling Roxas' nerves. The teen watched his companion enter his battle stance.

Xellon held his blade backwards, similar to a style Roxas thought he knew. The Nobody Knight held his free hand in front of his left leg and crouched slightly, shoving his power to his blade hand. Darth Vader took note to this, and swung his blade. The lightsaber collided with Nobody's Resort, sending sparks skyward. Roxas soon joined the fray, hurling Oblivion towards Darth Vader's helmet. Suddenly, an invisible shield stopped the blow, and Roxas was hurled backwards.

The Key of Destiny was knocked unconcious, so the battle was Xellon's. The teen twirled his keyblade with unstoppable grace, Darth Vader stopping every blow he could handle. Soon, Vader hurled his weapon at the boy. What do I do? Xellon asked himself as the lightsaber was yards away from his face.

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Namine flinched, feeling a slight pain in her back. She gasped in horror and got out of the chair she sat in. She opened a door and entered the Garden of Awakening, finding Marluxia and Axel planting flowers.

"He's the one who likes all the pretty songs..." Marluxia sang aloud while planting a daisy in the ground."...And he likes to sing along..." Axel was sitting on a stool, wearing a rose hat.

"Okay, that's it!" Axel tore the hat off his spikey hair and turned to Marluxia. Flames surrounded the red head's hands."First of all, that song is called In Bloom, but it has not a single thing to do with flowers!" Axel stomped on a bug that scurried by."Second, I'm never wearing that hat again! Finally, I hat planting flowers!"

"Put the hat back on, Axel." Marluxia stated calmly while surveying a rose next to his new daisy.

"Umm...excuse me..." Namine whispered.

Axel snorted."Didn't you hear me? I'm not wearing that stupid hat."

"Wear it, Axel." Marluxia stated again.

"Umm..." Namine tried to get their attention again. They didn't seem to hear her.

"No is no." Axel said while crossing his arms.

"Axel..." Marluxia whispered.

"Screw it." Namine finally gave up on their attention and turned for the door on her right.

"Nope." Axel imitated Marluxia's ballet-like fighting style with a pole used as a handle for a broom.

"AXEL! WEAR THAT GOD-FORSAKEN HAT OR I WILL FEED YOU TO A MUTATED VENUS FLYTRAP!!!" Marluxia now made all the flowers in the room grow ten times their size.

"OKAY!....Okay...." Axel reached for the hat that laid on the tree trunk in the garden."I'll wear the freakin' hat."

"Good!" Marluxia swirled around the tree."Let's go bake some cookies!"

"Oh, joy!" Axel mused sarcastically.

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"Umm.....Zexion.." Namine opened the Cloaked Schemer's door. The walls were covered inch by inch with posters of Paramore, Three Days Grace, and Fall Out Boy. In the middle of the room was the sixth meber himself, Zexion. He was lying down on his bed, reading a book.

"Hello, Nausica..." He said, giving no concern to who was at the door.

"Namine." The girl corrected, sitting with her legs crossed on the floor.

"Whatever." Zexion waved his hand in the air."All I'm paying attention to is this." He turned the book cover towards Namine. The title read...

"LOVELESS? What's that about?" Namine questioned.

"None of your buisness. Get out." He pointed towards the door, reading his book.

"Can I ask you something?" Namine blurted before getting up."Do you think Roxas is okay?"

"Who? Number thirteen?" Zexion pondered for a second."No." He returned to his reading.

Namine then asked the topper of all questions."Do you think...he loves me?"

Zexion choked, then busted out into nonstop laughter. He continued for a few more minutes, then stated bluntly, "Nobodys can't love. We have no emotions, no hearts. The best he can do is....well...hate you."

A tear formed in each of Namine's eyes. She ran out of the room, her eyes turning red. She ran into Axel, whom she held to tightly.

"Whoa! Namine? What the heck are you crying for?" He asked, all the while burning the rose hat in his right hand.

"Roxas....doesn't love...me!!!" She moaned."I now he's been hurt, but he's probably not thinking of me!!!!"

Wow, she needs to calm down, Axel thought to himself. He then did the unthinkable, and embraced her in his arms, as a father does for his daughter in her time of need.

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Zack and Cloud panicked, realizing they had lost two keyblade masters. Zack stopped suddenly during their search, sniffing the air.

"French toast!" He exclaimed, running towards the gummi ship's microwave.

"For all that is good, please help him." Cloud whispered.

 

lol Roxas meet the force.
Axel waering a rose hat. O.o
Marluxia is hard man, poor Axel.

great job and thanks for bringing back the humor.

 

No prob, dude. I told you guys it wasn't far away! :D

 

Yay, thank god for bringing back humour xD

I was about to write a reall long review for this chapter..but Im too damn tired, sorry.

All I can say is that I loved it.

Rock on! \m/

lol xD