The making of Kingdom Hearts-Behind the scenes!

Behind the scenes-the making of Kingdom Hearts.
Day one:
Recruitment.
8:00 am.

Mr. Square Enix was at his chair with Walt Disney and Tetsuya Nomura.
A man stood outside the door to the room, calling forth the people who wished to be apart of this videogame.
"Mr. Twilight thorn." He glumly called.
A large white thing with a red sweater came into the room.
Walt Disney stood up. "Now what's your story, big-fella?"
Twilight thorn bowed respectfully. "You don't know how honoured I am to be in this video-game-"
"Your not in it yet." Square Enix said, getting a sip of his coffee.
"Oh I know that, your majesty," Thorn said. "Its just that I'm honoured-"
Square Enix slapped his head. "Security."
"No no! I can dance!" Twilight Thorn said, taking off his sweater and taking out a cane. He did a series of Charlestons, and many other classical things.
"Security." Tetsuya Nomura said.
"No no!" Thorn said, sweating. "I can play the sax!" He took out from his mouth a saxophone, and started playing it. "I even have a band of my own. We call it-the dusks!"
"Security." Walt Disney said this time.
"Wait! I have a family!" Twilight desperately said.
"Security." The three said at once, sighing.
Two police men entered the room, and dragged him out.

"Mr. Dusk."
"Security." The three said again.
"Wait! I haven't even showed you my talents!" Dusk frantically called, which he didn't even stand up from his chair.
The same two policemen came and grabbed dusk, and pulled him out of the door.

Twilight thorn got up from being thrown onto the ground, and got hit in the head by his sax, cane, and sweater.
He straightened his scarf on him, and then Mr. Dusk flew on him. They both crashed, landing onto the ground.
Twilight thorn shook the stars from his eyes, and looked at Mr. Dusk. "Charlie!" He greeted warmly.

"Sora."
Sora walked into the room. "Uh...sorry...i..it..its...my first time ...act..ac..ting..gg.." Sora stuttered, shaking.
"Its fine." Walt Disney said. "Oh."
Sora fainted.
"Security! Get this kid woken and in that time, Joe, you call the next person!" Square said.
The same two police officers, sweating from carrying people down the stairs and going back up the stairs quickly, came panting in with a glass of water that was supposed to be for them.

"Wakka."
Wakka walked into the room, glaring at the police men. "What? You wanna mess with me? Huh?"
He was a gangster.
"Security." Enix said.
The police men's face dropped in protest about all of the work.
They grabbed Wakka and dragged him out the door, throwing him outside, placing the last bit of water on Sora.

"How good to see you again, Bob!" Charlie the dusk said.
"Good? Its GREAT!" Twilight happily said. "Have yah been practicing on those drums like I told you to?"
"Of CouAAH!" Dusk said, as he was toppled by a flying Wakka.
Twilight Thorn, dusk, and wakka became uncauntious.

"Woah!" Sora gasped, waking up.
"Now what can you do?" asked Walt Disney.
"I can write rhymes!" Sora said gleefully.
"Good. You can be the voice that talks in the heros head."
"What!?" Sora said. "But I wanted to be Kairi!"
"Kairi is a girls part." Tetsuya said.
"B..but.."
"No buts. Now be a good little boy and start writing what the hero will here..oh and add it to those questions." Walt Disney said.
Sora hung his head low. "Yes sir." Sora walked slowly out of the room.

"Actors...crazy people." Walt Disney said.
"Tell me about it." Square Enix said, taking a chug from his coke. "Refill please."
The two tired police men came in with a coke that was supposed to be for them. "Sir. We wish to be actors."
"Oh?" Walt Disney said. "What can you do?"
"We can build stuff. We're engineers right when we were small!"
"You still are small." Tetsuya Nomura stated coldly.
"Oh. You can be Chip and Dale in this production."
"We wanted to be Sark and the MCP!" The police men said at the same time, and they were chip and dale.

"Riku."
"Hey!" Chip squeaked.
The two chipmunks left, and an old person came into the room.
"Uh...what do you do?" said Square.
"I lift weights!" Riku said.
"Then you can be Riku in this production." Tetsuya said.
"I was planning to be Leon!" Said Riku, shaking his cane with a 10 ton on it.
"Security!"
The two chipmunks cowered behind the door when they saw Riku turn and glare at them.
"Young fool!" Riku walked away. "I'll use the power of darkness on you!"

"These are crazy people!" Tetsuya Nomura said to the other two. "That guy can't be riku unless he's younger!" he stated. "I'm guessing there are uncauntious people at the entrance! This is ruining our reputation!"
"Hey security!" Square called to the tired police monks. "Check on that window if theres uncauntious people down there!"
The tired policemen checked around the room for Riku, scanning the place for anymore old people, then scurried on, walking to the window.
"We can't see anything like this!" Dale said, trying to look down at the people. "We have to open this!"
They tried their best to open the window, and eventually they both pulled the window so hard that they slipped and hung onto the little ledge where the window was.
"So?" Square asked. "Is there?"
"Uh..." Dale said, looking down yup...there there...its also a long way down... phew."
"See?" Proved my point!" Square said, closing the window.
"Uh..hey!" Chip said, but it was too late. "Oh man.."

"Tidus."
Another old man came out. "Hullo! I'm Riku's brother, Tidus!"
"Oh...do you lift weights too?" Walt Disney asked.
"Uh, nope. I do pole-fighting." Tidus said, looking around. "Mmm.." He mumbled.
"Pole fighting...Tidus does that in this script." Tatsuya Nomura whispered to the other two.
"You'll be Tidus." Enix said.
"Thanks! Its a good thing broadway accepted me, while I'm young!" Tidus said, walking backwards.
"Sure.." Square mumbled.

Outside, at the window ledge, Chip managed to pull himself up, but when he did, his face hit the window, which pushed him back, and he managed to hang onto Dale.
"Help US!!" They both squeeked. That couldn't be heard from inside, the window was closed, and from the outside, the car horns and sounds stopped them from being heard.

"Selphie."
A girl came out from behind the door, in a black jacket. "I've seen your scripts. And it seems I can play Sora, the lead."
"No you can't." The three said at once. "Its a boys role."
"Sexist!" She screamed.
"Security." Walt Disney said.
"Wait! I can be anyone!" Selphie frantically said.
"Security." Square said.
"I'll be a low down resident of Twilight town!"
"Security!" Tetsuya Nomura said.
"What? Not even that?" She said, hitting her head for ideas. "I'll be a resident of Destiny islands!"
"Selphie." Nomura said.
"Done!" she said quickly, and pranced away.

"Mr. Rain Cloud."
"You can be Sora." said Enix.
"I'll be what I want, ok?" Cloud said angrily.
"Ok...maybe Sephiroth?"
"No! I don't want to be that old hag!"
"Then what do you want to be?"
"I want to be...Kairi."
"Alright you'll be cloud. Next!"
"Wha!?" RainCloud gasped.

"Kairi."
"Peace to all!" a girl in a big poofy haircut came in with colourfull clothing.
"She's.." Tetsuya Nomura started.
"...a hippy." Square Enix ended.
"Hand me any person and I'll do it." She said happilly, and started to disco dance.
"Jolly, happy, nice...red haired..a girl..you'll be Kairi." Walt Disney looked over the description.
"God bless you." Kairi said, and left the room.

"Heartless."
"Whats next, a gang?" Walt Disney joked.
The two beside him chugged their cokes and coffees when they saw it was true. Walt Disney slammed his head on the desk.
They had black jackets on, tight jeans, and had combed back hair.
"Hey y'all." One said.
"They'll be the heartless." Disney said. "JUST LEAVE."
"Sure man." the same heartless said.
"Yo that was easy." another said.
"We'll make big bucks a minute." another said.
The heartless laughed, leaving.
"Oh god." Walt Disney sighed.

Sora came back into the room with a sheet of paper in hand, chip and dale in the other, and behind him was a person in a tuxedo with an emo haircut, twilight thorn, dusk, and wakka.
"We came to sue you for brutally throwing us out." Sora proffessionaly said. "And putting us in the wrong place."
Square Enix thought quickly. "Ok Sora be Sora Twilight thorn will be twilight thorn, wakka be wakka, and dusk band be the dusks, now get out thank you, who are you?" Square Enix said this while pushing out people out the door.
"I'm his lawyer." Zexion said sadly.
"Your perfect for an organizations role, now you'll be Zexion, memorize this Lexicon, ok?" Square Enix said, catching a Lexicon thrown by Walt Disney, and throwing it to Zexion, shutting the door.
Square Enix collapsed on the floor. "Phew...I wonder where the security went. Joe! Next person!"
"My names actually Xemnas, sir." Xemnas said.
"He's sad, he's got an attitude, and he can talk alot saying names. You'll play Xemnas, ok?" Square Enix said, going back to his seat.

"Mrs. Larene."
A little baby came into the room, fighting chip and dale with martial arts.
"Googoo, bahabha!" Larene said, kicking Chip away from her, and twirling around, kicking Dale, flipping him around and punching him, slamming him into the window.
"Mrs. ?" Square Enix said.
"She's married?" Tetsuya Nemura said.
"Uh...Joe...I mean...Xemnas...what does it say on your board thingy?" Walt Disney asked.
"It seems to me that her parents had a sense of humour." Xemnas said. "I don't feel any sorrow for them."
"We hired a good superior!" The three said at once, smiling.
"What did you say?" Xemnas asked.
"Don't worry about that." the three said at once.
"Ok..this girl matches...a girl, blonde, knows martial arts...teases with people...kind of with the security..and uses kunai." Walt Disney said, reading off the description. "Kunai." He threw Larene some kunai, and she expertedly tried it on the security.
"Ok. Your Larxene!" walt Disney smiled at the baby, and Larxene left the room, holding two kunai, electrifying anything she saw.

Xemnas entered the room. "Thats all."
"Thats all?!" Tetsuya Nomura gasped at Xemnas. "There's still empty slots! And the slots that are filled are crazy people! A lawyer? A poet? A weight lifter? A secretary? A baby? A band? A gang! We have to go outside ourselves and take a tour to find people for this video-game!"
"Your fault." Walt Disney said, getting out of his chair and stretching. "Your the one who added to many people to your productions."
"Alright then. We go outside, and search for people who would enter this production." Square Enix said, chugging some water, and grabbed his coat, along with the other two. He looked at the clock.
11: 36 am.
"Heh. We'll go to central park for a hotdog, and find people there who would want to join."

And so, Xemnas, Chip, Dale, Walt Disney, Square Enix, and Tetsuya Nomura went out of the building, grabbed a taxi, and they all rode to Central Park.

 

Lol, poor Thorn.

I want to go to Central Park >.> I love their hotdogs.​

 

A bit chaotic, but funny! You gonna continue this?

 

definately. I hope to continue this tomorrow, which I will make yet another chapter to it, the funniness in central park, recruiting everyone else in the town of new york. My time it's 6:00 right now, so in exactly 19 hours from now. don't worry, you'll sleep through most of it.

 

I would sleep, if I wasn't an insomniac! But anyways, nice that your updating so soon...

 

I'm sorry for not making you sleep!
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Day 1:
Recruitment
11:40 am
Central Park

Chip and Dale sat in the lap of Walt Disney, playing rock paper scissors. Walt Disney was between Tetsuya Nomura, and Square Enix. Xemnas was in the front, beside the taxi driver.
The three producers, no two, Walt Disney was keeping score with his hands, Chip and Dale both tieing 2, the first one to 5, and Nomura and Square were the ones actually looking around for people that will look like they could suit the video-game.

None exactly were the best ones, one was a granny that wanted to be in the movies, so, they stopped the car, and told her that shell be perfect for the first production. She was so happy that she skipped across the street, cars screetching and slamming into each other to let her live.
"She's...jaywalking..." Square said, and told the driver to hurry up.
The taxi drove around the collisions, and kept on going to central park.

On the way to central park, they passed a lab where a woman outside was grumbling about things.
She looked at the people inside the taxi, thinking that they would have a job for her, since they had coats that looked...business like.
"Ho ho! You there!" she called.
"Stop the car." Enix said.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Nomura asked.
"Depends what you guys are thinking." Walt Disney said, keeping score. Chip one, but Dale wanted a rematch. Chip was bored, so they played Wild Wild West.
The taxi driver pulled on the curb reluctantly.
"What is it mam?" Xemnas asked, dully.
"You guys look like you have a job going on." the woman said.
"What, Wild Wild West? Nope, thats not a job." Chip said, turning to the woman which leaned over and looked inside the car.
"Gotcha!" Dale said, having two imaginary guns formed by his hands.
"Hey, thats not fair!" Chip squeeked, wrestling Dale.
Walt Disney sighed, and turned his attention to the woman. "Don't we all have jobs to do in this life?"
"Don't talk like a philosipher." Xemnas said, sitting back and closing his eyes.
"What do you want, miss?" Square asked, annoyed. He looked at his watch. "It's 12:00. We got to go now."
"Yeah, can't I come? I need a job. I have mouths to feed....well, technically it's just me and my dog, but..." she trailed off. "I need a job."
"Your hired...but...were kinda full here." Nomura said, looking at no space in the taxi.
"Ok..." She said, then looked at the taxi. "Hey, driver! Open the back, would yeah?"
The driver, surprised, opened the back.
The woman climbed into the back and shut the cover.
"Ready!" A faint voice could be heard.
The driver drove off the curb, mad for wasting gas on idling.
"So...what are we gonna use her for?" Disney asked, crossing his arms and ignoring two angry chipmuncks wrestling on his laps.
"Well, the building that she came out of was a labratory..." Nomura said.
"And part of one decription she matches..."
"I'm a scientist! I can do anything, but one of my experiments failed! I can do lots of things! I can change peoples genders, shorten hair, growth and youth serums! Anything! I won't get in your way, I promise." A faint voice could be heard in the back.
"Vexen." The three said at once, and Square crossed out Vexen from the list.
"What did you say?"

And so, the now...1,2,3,4,5,6...7, 7 videogame people eventually found themselves beside Central park.
The taxi driver looked back at the people geting out of his car. "Hey! I need payment!"
Tetsuya Nomura stopped Square Enix from taking out his wallet, and mouthed the words, 'I'll handle it.'
Square Enix waited for Tetsuya Nomura to take out his wallet. Nomura looked at Enix. "What?"
"Money!" The driver said louder.
Nomura walked to the driver. "Have you ever wanted to be on tv?"
"Is there money involved?" the driver asked, looking tired at Nomura.
"Yes! There is payment. Of course theres payment." Tetsuya Nomura told.
"Cool. Now give me the money." the driver said.
Tetsuya sighed. "Fine. You can get 20 dollars when you can get 100." Tetsuya motioned Square to take out the money.
"Why me?! You said you'd handle it!" Enix pouted, taking out his wallet.
"How do I get 100?" The driver asked, interested.
"Your hired. Meet at the Walt Disney productions studio." Tetsuya said, throwing back the wallet Square gave him.
The driver shook his head, and drove away.
"Right. And who is he gonna play? An angry mob?" Walt Disney said.
"Someone who has a temper." Tetsuya hinted, smiling. He walked to Central park. "Can you guess it?"
Chip and Dale followed him, hopping after him.
Xemnas had a booklet of all the things needed for the production, he ignoring the entire situation completely, which he walked right into a sign.
The girl in the back of the car, still wondering what job is she doing and why we are going into central park, walked after Nomura.
Walt Disney and Square Enix both got the same idea. "Seifer!" They both exclaimed at once, and started running after Nomura, dragging Xemnas along.

They all grabbed a hotdog, paying money, and, of course, you guessed it, hired the ice cream man to be Xigbar.
"Ok.." Xemnas said, looking at the list. "We have Twilight thorn, Dusks, Sora, Wakka, Vexen, Chip, Dale, Larxene, Xemnas, Heartless, Riku, Tidus, Selphie, Cloud, Kairi, Zexion, a grandmother, Xigbar and Seifer."
He took a bite out of his hot dog. "Theres still lots to go, and its 12:15."
"Scratch off all the people I say on this list." Walt Disney said. "All the people from Hollow Bastion, Atlantica, Land of Dragons..." He continued for a long while saying alot of the worlds.
"How did you get all these people?" Tetsuya asked, amazed.
"They work for me. I'm Walt Disney, after all!" Walt Disney beamed, showing a few rapper signs.
"You're supposed to be dead though. Too much smoking, right?" Square informed.
"Well your supposed to be a name for a company!" Walt Disney shot back. "Not a person!"
"Be quiet, both of you! I'm the only one who's supposed to exist!" Tetsuya yelled over the noise.
"Yeah, but you have trouble acting normal!" Chip said, then whooped with sadistic glee, propping Dale.
"Well, rats don't talk!" Nomura shot back.
"Were chipmunks!" Chip and Dale cried, hugging each other.
The woman, which the three just called her Vexen, leaned over to Xemnas. "I thought Walt Dinsey died of a car crash." she whispered.
"I thought he performed suicide." Xemnas whispered back.
The companions continued to walk, until they got to a skateboarding part of central park. People were skateboarding, rollerblading, and doing gymnastics that appeared to be breakdancing.
Tetsuya pulled Walt Disney and Square in close to him, positioning their heads toward the skate park. "Look for a guy that can be Roxas!" Nomura hissed.
The pulling made the two drop their hotdogs, which fell on Chip, and the other, Dale, and when they got to their senses, the chipmunks started to eat the hotdogs...and then an army of ants trampled them, and stole the hot dogs.
"Help us!!" The chipmunks squeeled.
They spotted the perfect Roxas, showing off to two girls. A pale blonde, and a tanned brown haired girl, both the same age as the boy.
The three walked with long steps, bringing peoples crazy gazes upon them, and the three each took a person and hired them.
"Trust me. Your good for the job!" Walt Disney told Roxas.
"I can't even decide who to pick to go out with tonight!" the boy said, complaining. "I don't even know their names!" He pointed at the two now even happier girls that they got into something...something to do with the television, and they yelled with glee, and pranced around, performing dances.
"I think you should join this production. You match a description perfectly." Nomura said.
"Your going to be a nobody. Sora's nobody." Walt Disney said to the boy, which the three now shall call him Roxas.
"Wait! Who's Sora? And why am I no one?" Roxas asked, puzzled. He sat to the ground, hopeless, as the three left him with the rest of the group.

Day 1
11:45 pm.
Recruitment-accomplished.

Tetsuya Nomura, Walt Disney, Square Enix and the rest of the gang reserved a room in an apartment, because they didn't even know where the heck they were in New York.
Tetsuya Nomura jumped into the bed, and Walt Disney took the other. Chip and Dale slept on a pillow on the ground, Xemnas just slept on the ground, and Vexen sat in the tub.
A day's work. Recruitment was finished. Tomorrow they would round up the actors and helpers and rehearse.

 

^^ This is some awesome stuff you've written!!

8D Really, really emphasizes the mood and perspective of the story, and is beautifully detailed!!
I'll be looking foward to seeing more!!​

 

This chapter was a lot more detailed, a lot easier to follow... Great job! I liked the Vexen thing especially.
Oh, don't worry 'bout the insomnia thing, I was just kidding... It's all my fault!

 

Wow. Thats three fans coming to my work. I will update today, in this hour or so.