The "Make up a death for the member above you thread"

Age: -4962

Cause: Failed to read directions on time machine. Reversed age by 5000 years thus causing yourself to not exist.

 

Age: 37
Cause: Decided to become a superhero and that they could fly, so got dressed up in a costume and jumped of a high building. Unfortunatly the pavement reached them before the knowlege of how to fly did. It ended up fairly messy.

 

Age 7238
After finding the elixir of life and becoming immortal is then killed by a waffle iron to the head.

 

Unless it took their hehad clean off, I'm afraid not.

 

Yes, it decapitated her. Now play the game >:|

 

Being too sexy

Age 16

 

OCC: Before I begin posting, I just want to get this out of the way and post a pic on what this resembles:

Now that we have that out of the way, dies from killing a chicken, chicken calls its kin, which attacks victim at age 24

 

It's already dead.

 

Death. BY SNOO-SNOO.


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You go to a bar, and you tell a guy a joke. He doesn't find it funny, asks for a ride home, and you go in the car and he shoots you. The end.

 

Watches the Youtube video of "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

Aged 17.

 

Beaten savagley to death with a frozen fish. Age 39.

 

Age 40.
Running into store to buy brand new childrens game and you get run over and killed by the mob.

 

The midnight release of the childrens games was near your house.A fight breaks out over the last copy starting a riot.Your house is burned down in the process with you asleep inside it. Age 47.

 

What a lovely death...I think I know what game that would be..KH3.

Death age - 322
Cause of death - ..Old age. /notverycreative.

 

If it was KH3 I would be 47 and on that line :3

Hmm..death age 23
You were sleeping when that creepy sig came and killed you with a giant stick of bubblegum.

 

It's not that creepy! D; In the video, it drags the main singer into the bed and like kills her :3
Erm.. Death age - 21
...It turns out that giant mushroom wasn't all that friendly.