The "Make a random story" Thread.

Sacrificed to the fire king, because the glaciers...

 

Started to melt, But from space came a....

 

a meteorite that was going to be the destruction of the earth by causing hairy librarian yettis to migrate to our planet and...​

 

Procreate to make freaky animal babies to rule over...

 

... causing the zelda chickens to start yet another war because...​

 

Of the Yetti babysitters club, so then a space ship came from the sky and....

 

Out came Link, who led the zelda chickens into domination, but with one request. His request was...

 

to have all the cheesecake in the world. So then he....

 

shook hands and feathers with him, but then, with his Zanpak-to out in a rage, came Byakuya Kuchiki, proclaiming...

 

that he would have the cheesecake first and all the cookies in the world... so then...

 

Link decided he wanted cookies too, with chocolate milk. in the heat of battle, the sky opened up, with...

 

The sight of meteor coming down to rid the world of impure beings. Sephiroth can be seen standing on it, holding the black materia in his hand.

 

and link is killed by shock and byakuya kuchiki wonders out loud if he wants the cheesecake as well. sephiroth says in reply...

 

..."Surrender all your cheesecake or Cloud gets it."​

 

And the zelda chickens replied. "Never! We will turn into chicken nuggets first before we....

 

are turned into carbon copies of hannah montanna!

 

being carbon copies, they all kill themselves whilst drunk, thus saying....

 

...that the message of this story is...

 

Do not try to take over the world with sandwiches with...

 

no cheese and...