The "Make a random story" Thread.

Until, of course, there was nothing left to eat besides each other.

 

So some went insane because they were the only things to eat...

 

then the crazy zelda chickens came along and...​

 

They all thought, "Chicken nuggets! We're saved!" and the sandwiches...

 

tried to fight the crazy zelda chickens... but failed epically, so they...​

 

Plotted a new way to catch the chickens and came up with...

 

Summoning Colonel Sanders

 

challenging Ronald McDonald to a duel in a plot to end all fast food competition

 

Until the Burger King appears

 

And it eventually ended with sharks as the last creatures on the planet.

 

Sho blew up

 

Jesus appeared and shouted "LIAR" then repopulated the planet to begin another war

 

Then jesus comes out and says. Psych!!! I'm just a random guy

 

Jesus is soon eaten by the sharks, for the entire surface of the planet is an ocean.

Then evolution happens.

 

Jesus killed J.D and replaced him with Barry White then realised barry White can't be replaced and resurrected J.D

 

Then some random person comes along and says "What on earth is going on-" Before they can finish, the crazy zelda chickens re appear and kill them.​

 

Then the world fell silent for...

 

Hundreds of years as the zelda chickens took over, then the chickens declared that...​

 

They will rule the world with an iron fist, erm, wing, and...​

 

that everyone must learn to fly or else they would be...​