The "Make a random story" Thread.

Rules: Okay, nothing sexual, ors yous gets banneded.
Okay, this is how it works, I start a random sentence, and you add onto it, and so on and so on, you can have anyone or anything in there. The goal here is to make up the most random story in the site. Ready? Set? GO! I shall start.


Somewhere in the land of rainbows and mutilated kittens that will tear your head off... ​

 

Ate a sandwich there has been so many of these

 

And then all of a sudden there was Micheal Jackson...

(Too spare your sanity, I'd rather not put up a picture. xD)​

 

Another sandwich killed Micheal Jackson

 

The sandwiches decided to take over the world...​

 

But Fred decided to eat them all and...

 

he did not cause the sandwiches ate him first

 

The sandwiches wanted more to eat so...

 

They ate the gods

 

an army of piranas came to fight the sandwiches​

 

the sandwiches suddenly turned to ninjas and...

 

The ninja-wichs pwned the pirates

 

and cut them into little bite size pieces

 

Then they stoled the pirates' pocky

 

Jamacans fused with the sandwichs making them Ja-Nin-Wichs

 

Then Chuck Norris killed the Ja-Nin-Wichs

 

The Ja-Nin-Wichs where ate by Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris gained Sandwich powers

 

Now the world's greatest sandwiches are gone, or so they thought

 

Chuck Norris created an army of toasted sandwichs and ruled the world

 

I buttered the toasted Sandwich, yeahh.

D:

You never said I couldn't be perverted.