The Main Character in the Last Game You Played is Now You Mother/Father

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  1. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Mario, Luigi, and Bowser....
     
  2. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I'm gonna lie and say Iron Man the video game!

    Tony Stark/Robert Downey Jr. FUKK YEAYUH!!!
     
  3. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    why does everyone have to lie? Where's the fun in that...
     
  4. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Wat?

    I don't want my parents to be squares!!!
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  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    The female character you play as in Pokemon White
     
  6. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You mean the Pokemon Prostitute.

    I am the son of Amaterasu. What was my father thinking?
    I am the PRODUCT OF BESTIALITY!
     
  7. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Dude, same here.

    'Sup, bro (term used literally).
     
  8. Keychain System Two?!

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  9. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Not much, just mourning my unholy half-wolf existence, you?

    At least she's a Goddess.
     
  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    No!

    L=Best.Father.Of.Life.
    ExceptForRobertDowneyJrOfCourse...

    He lets you eat sweets for three square meals a day and doesn't make you respect manners OR hygene! :lolface:
     
  11. Stardust Chaser

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    The idea that Guybrush Threepwood has attacked me, become my husband, raped me, and become my father all within the last day or so is extremely disturbing.
     
  12. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Be jealous.
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  13. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Sora, in Kingdom Hearts two. I was just in the Land of Dragons. Sora/Mulan.... Didn't see that coming...
     
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    The male character in Gods Eater Burst
     
  15. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Here's a tip: Play a different game before you open this thread.
     
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    Well, as they say, Rape is Love.
     
  17. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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    Apparently, I'm the son of a Vpet.

    I'm like the brother of Digimon D:
     
  19. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    At the moment, I am playing the game of Life.

    So... I am my mother and I am my father...

    Whoa... that's some deep shit rite thar...