The last video game character you played as is now trying to hunt down and kill you

yeah, I think that Gogeta is enough. Been nice knowing you

 

Gogeta is overdoing it though , i wouldn't even be able to beat krillin or even yajirobe cause he has a sword..;-;

 

no, roxas! don't- bleghh

 

Spoiler

Yeah, because i'd never suspect a guy in a suit with a somewhat attractive accent of trying to kill me-

wait a second...

Spoiler

 

may God help you. no way any one's surviving david tenant.

 

Daniel from Amnesia.

I'll be fine.

 

No, Ezio Auditore, don't kill me!

Please, take my body instead . . .

;~;

 

Snow...you traitor. >=[

 

seems like a good amount of people are playing FFXIII

 

.....i had a good life

 

oh geez. Maybe you can reason with him?

Although, when you think about it, if you've been playing any Final Fantasy game, you're kinda screwed

 

At least you will die a hero's death, Rienzel.

 

Ack! To bright! *disintegrated*

 

you know, he's got a lot of ways to go. I mean, he's got his sword, his shield, his big fricken' horns.

 

His heroic voice...

Wait...what?

 

His ability to turn light into pure kickass

 

I AM NOW GOING TO SAVE almost EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

Hide in a box

If it's anything like Terraria, dig a pit to hell, then steal his grappling hook and bait him over

Set up seven time bombs, each one programmed to activate after the previous one has been defused

Kick Desmond in the throat

If it's Red, you're screwed

If it's anyone else, use Wobbuffet

No idea who that is, but she looks like a mage, so... Rasp

Go full PSI, stunlock stunlock stunlock, Garrus on back-up

Have the judge follow you around wherever you go, he will constantly be afraid of getting penalized for blinking out of turn

PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naw you'll be fine

According to the wiki, this guy forgets how to freaking move sometimes

I'd say wait it out 'til he forgets he's on a hunt

Distract him with a bevvy of quirky auguste side characters like Owen Wilson and Chris Tucker

That or just take your beating, he's pretty much never succeeded in killing someone

Steal his pants

Steal his girlfriend

Since the box art seems to depict a pirate ship in space, pretty sure the laws of science will take care of this one for you

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, S/HE CAN'T HURT YOU

Play Passenger of Shit's "I Staple Tapeworms on My Penis"

Yes that is a real song

Yes you will regret looking it up

WHILE YOU ARE BUSY TRYING TO REJECT THE PHYSICAL ABSOLUTE OF SNOW BEING AS FAST AS (AND PROBABLY MUCH STRONGER THAN) YOU, HE MAKES A NECKLACE OUT OF YOUR TEETH

SUCK IT DRY

Given Nintendo's ghastly import policy, he probably will not exist in your country for long

Shoot hi--Wait FUCK

Steal his Second Chance/Once More abilities

Call in Xaldin

Use Wobbuffet

Learn to Data Drain

Use Wobbuffet

Use Wobbuffet

Wobbuffet

WWOOOOOBBBBUUUUFFFFEEEEETTTTTTT

Spoiler

Spoiler

I have no idea who that is, but he looks hard-boiled

We might have a problem here

Turn out the lights

Beat his face in, he will probably use STEEL GUARD the whole time

Tell him you are a friend to the light

I'm sorry my friend

There is no hope

 

Amaterasu//The emerald trainer tag team

hm

 

Apollo Justice...

WTF? He looks about 12.
Oh wel, it'd be funny to watch...

 

Just make sure he can't fuse with Charley.