The Kingdom Hearts Oxymoron Game

Smart Sora.

Because he's ******ed. -.-

 

Agreed, obsessed D.Gray-man fan.

******ed Riku, because he's the opposite of Sora. I mean, Sora didn't even care about his mom when he went out there during a friggen storm to save a raft! And armed with at piece of wood nonetheless!

 

Intelligent Sora

Straight Riku (he's bisexual)

Useful Kairi

Sane Donald

Useful Goofy

Useless Mickey

 

forgettful axel....

 

Silent Xemnas
Burning Demyx
Weak Sora
Super powertful Seifer

 

Fast-talking Xemnas

 

Non-Captured/Non-Helpless Princess

Judo Master Kairi

Cheerleader Riku (aka the "YOU CAN DO IT" yet does nothing)

Bald Sora (or really any character made by Nomura save for Baldy)

Skinny Pence

Helpful Ollete

Happy go lucky Roxas

Non-Pedo-sounding Xemnas (he smiles like a pedo too.... o_O)

 

Uhh, sorry, but I think we've seen Sora whupped a lot of times.

Kind Larxene

 

Short Vexen

A person who hasn't called Zexion Emo or Marluixa Gay

Bony Xaldin/Lexaeus

Buff Namine

 

Muscular Sora

 

mulletless riku

 

finally! someone else who loves him T^T

Ugly Axel.
Manly Demyx.
Scared-Of-Heights Xigbar.

 

Muscular Demyx,Zexion,Axel(He is too skinny) and Roxas.XIgbar too.

 

Smart Sora
Funny Roxas

 

The first one's overused, come up with something else.

Civilized Tarzan, but just know that civilized isn't always a good thing.

 

Happy Roxas (We can see how Happy Roxas can be in Kingdom Hearts 2)
Sexy without his shirt Ansem (It burned my eyes)
Gay Axel (He is so not gay)
Gangster Sora
Brave Demyx

 

I got some: useful Goofy, strong Donald, cool Sora, lame Riku, un-awesome Auron!