The KHV Vending Machine Game

You get something.

*Inserts something else*

 

You get a bill worth over 3000 dollars.

*inserts penis*

 

You get aids

*Inserts Barry*

 

You get someone who doesn't get it. Me.

*inserts financial crisis*

 

You get three more bills.

*inserts my sister*

 

You get her thrown back at you.

*Inserts salami stick*

 

You get my dick.

*Kicks vending machines*


Like you've never done it.

 

You get nothing, because you didn't put anything in the slot.

*inserts vending machine*

 

You get pregnant

*inserts gold*

 

You get a-

*Inserts a-*

 

You get a smacked bottom

*inserts magic*

 

You get a baby.

*inserts plastic explosives*

 

You get blown up

*inserts hope*

 

You get pussy

This moment may never come again, cherish it.

*inserts Miles Davis discography*

 

You got a sexophone

*inserts turtles* D:

 

You get me!

*inserts penis photo of Emzy*

 

(lol, jake I love you at times.)

You get raw sexiness.
And Emzy love.

*inserts my bra* Hm.

 

You get mastery of all the male and female population.

*sniffs bra*

*inserts a quarter*

 

you get a starving bear

*inserts starving bear*

 

You get eaten.

Inserts 1 munny