The KHV Vending Machine Game

Yes, I bought us a vending machine. What's in it, you ask? Why, anything the person who posts after you desires!

For example, I post "*inserts coin*" and the next person who posts gives me whatever the hell they want, then they insert a coin, and so on and so forth....


*inserts coin*

 

You got a soda.

 

...Honestly, is it really so difficult to understand how these things work?

*inserts coin for you*

*receives soda can and throws it at you*

Now, assuming this works like any other vending machine game and you can insert more than coins... *inserts a banana*

 

You got a banana.


*Inserts vending machine*

 

Nothing happened.

*inserts KHV*

 

You get spam

*inserts my laptop

 

You get hardcore porn.

*inserts henshin belt*

 

You get Kamen Rider.

*inserts sprothe

That's exactly what I wanted how did you know?

 

Vending machine ate sprothe. You raged.

*insert *insert coin**

 

You recieve a vending machine.

*insert below poster*

 

You get God.

*insert gum* (You know what? Insert doesn't even look like a word anymore)

 

You get a box set of anime.

*inserts coin*

 

You got two coins

*inserts coin on a string*

 

You get a punch in the face for bringing my mom into this, ******.

*Inserts punch in the face*

 

gets hug

inserts love

 

You get a hooker.

*inserts ****

 

You get 2 points for killing the vending machine, which was actually a spy.

*inserts new vending machine wat*

Edit: I'm such a slow poster shut up ;_;

 

What would I do with two points and how much health did the spy have to be killed with one punch?

 

you would buy yourself a berry bag with those two points

 

You receive nothing as you are simply standing there without inserting a coin.

*inserts sanity*