The Human Scarf

I dunno why i thought of this but i think it'd be fun to do.

So, you know you get animal furs used as scarves n' stuff? Well i thought it'd be funny to have a person draped 'round your neck n' shoulders. You walk into a cosmetic shop n' begin to look at make-up for it - eyeshadow n' whatnot. Ask a sales assistant if this foundation matches your scarf's complexion or if this eyeshadow suits.

I really REALLY want to try it. D: But you'd get into serious bother over here. lol

I demand someone try it!

 

....would the person be naked? 0:3

 

No..........

 

I think I want to try this with my friend's little brother /keke

 

Damn. Erm, I mean-

 

If you want a naked person draped 'round your nake then be my guest. xD

 

Doesn't this new scarf just bring out my eyes?

 

'll do it. If I leave my room anytime in the near future.

 

That scene is so funny! The Monopoly guy. xD

 

Just don't try it with a sumo wrestler. It will break your neck.

I know this from personal experience. Pity my inhuman form.

 

I can't conjure a place where it wouldn't be a bother. o.o

 

A meat grinder.

 

You'd get tossed out as soon as you'd walked in where i live, that or the police. xD