The greatest story man will ever know...

Once upon a time,

THE END!!!​

 

i thought it was going to say YOUR MOTHER agian. seriouslly

 

thats the best story i've ever heard...
TELL ME ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

 

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YOU ALL DIED THE END!!!!!!!!!

 

Here's one some of you may know:

Once upon a time,there was an ugly barnacle.He was so ugly that everyone died

FIN​

 

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sora fought xemnas and he really won by calling him mansex over and over again and then xemnas commited suicide.......THE END

 

i have a really long one:

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TO BE CONTINUED...

 

The day I frowned​

Once upon a day, The streets were pale. No one was here. My name is John Wilson. And I'll like to tell you a story about the day I frowned. It started last Friday. I was at the coffee shop. Me friend Brick was there. "Man this Coffee good." John said. I looked threw my backpack. I saw a note. It said:
Dear John Wilson
Hello! Its me! Your brother! I wanted to bring you a piece of paper. But I couldn't.
~From your brother
John Smith

So then I looked up. I sawon the new. "So it seems a person named Clay Morement has broke and killed everyone in Hotel Central. Policeare currently looking for this 'Clay Morement" "Clay Morement eh? Sounds like a load of 5 if you ask me..." John said. "A load of 5?" Brick said. "Don't you mean a load of-!" "NO! A load of 5..." John said. "Okkkkkkkkay" Brick said. "So whats your brothers name?" Brick said. "Neh, my borther name is John."
"You have the same name as you brother?"
"Yes, me name is John Wilson, his name is John Smith."
"Eh?"
John sipped his refreshing Coffee down his throat. "What a Coffee brick? I am buying?"John asked. "Neh, I'm good." "Hey wanna play some pool? Winner gets a free Coffee." John asked brick. "Yeah!" Brick said. John sipped more Coffee. He walked over to the pool table. "WHAT THE HECK!?" He shouted. He droped his Coffee. The glass broke. Brick heard the Coffee drop. And when the Coffee drops! Its big news! In the Coffee shop everything went normal. The music contiued playing. People still drinking the Coffee. As if John Wilson didn't drop his Coffee. Brick ran over to see what happened. "Whats wrong John!?" Brick said. "Ew!" John said. Brick looked at the pool table. He saw a person kissing a girl. "What the heck are you doing kissing on the pool table!?" Brick said. "I not kissing her, Im doing CPR!" The person said. "Stat your names..." Brick said to them. "I am Kyling... and he is Jeremy Kooduhsanchez...." The girl said.
Whatever. John and Brick pushed them off. "Whoa! Look at that Pirate Chick over there!" John said. "Thats my sister!" Brick said. Brick punched John.
John saw a laptop. He went onto it. A window was open. "KH-vids.net? Whats this site?" John searched. "Hm... 01_Kairi? Da Freak? Xaldin? Sara? Khchick55? Catch the Rain? This user name is good, La Sofa. Hey look at this post. It says:

The day I frowned​

The streets were pale. No one was here. My name is John Wilson. And I'll like to tell you a story about the day I frowned. It started last Friday. I was at the coffee shop. Me friend Brick was there. "Man this Coffee good." John said. I looked threw my backpack. I saw a note. It said:
Dear John Wilson
Hello! Its me! Your
What a second!?
THE END!

 

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you spent seconds of your life scrolling down to see what i was gonna say


THE END!!!

 

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There was a beginning, middle, and end.

THE END

 

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People started to use an unoriginal stale joke THE END.