The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

Good job Mr Rienzel! Have a Dr Pepper of Honor for saving the life of yer captain!

 

Aya, thank ye, Mr. Rienzel! *Turns and chops the head off a secority gaurd.* TO THE TREASURY OF PLANET BILL GATES!

 

Aye! *charges, shooting everything that gets in my way*

 

Three left turns, right, left again, straight, right, right, and down the staircase!!! That'll lead us to the Vault!!!


Also, grave news Cap'n. I have just learned that Mr DarkTraitor has placed spy robots on our ship!!! That is all.

EDIT

THAT IS NOT ALL!!!!

Using the miracle that be the Intergalacticnet, Mr DarkTraitor and myself have been talking, about normal, non-mutinous things. You can check my VMs if unsure. ANYWAYS, we had an idea. Instead of being rival ships in constant war all the time, (let's face it, constant war is moderately boring) we should sometimes band together to raid planets. We shall be able to do more looting this way, and not have to worry about various security systems. They're robots. They're good with stuff like that. After planetary raids, we can then make war in each other again. And win cause we rock

What say ye Cap'n?

 

I don't know, it sounds like a good idea, but I honestly hadn't planned to be raiding planets a lot really. It just started as something for us to do while waiting for the other team to get themselves a following. I sort of just meant this to be a fun way to hang out and get to know eachother, and then you can't have a pirate gang without a rival. But if ye all wish to do this, and Cap'n Droid4Productions be alright with it, then so do I!

 

WOOT!!! Arr, so I'm not being put in the brig for treason!!!

^-^

 

Aye, lol, what kind of pirate cap'n would I be if I locked up me first officer for suggesting we team up with our arch-enemies to raid a planet and split the plunder?

Oh wait, the normal kind... Oh well, I be used to bein' abnormal. Here be a Dr. Pepper for everybody! *Tosses cans of Dr. Pepper to each member of the crew.*

 

*catches* thank ye cap'n. wow they had a lot of Dr. pepper.. *thinking: Jeez i wish i'd taken the mountain dew..*

 

(Slrip) ahhh refreshin, Cap'n might I suggest the next plant we raid be planet Oprah*the 2nd richest planet?*

 

Nay, we should raid Planet Pudding-Pop, home of the most delicious frozen pudding!!!! On sticks!

We need something in the hold besides rum and Dr Pepper. While both are full of piratey goodness, neither is good for filling the empty belly...

 

We need a cook....i guess i'll do it..

 

We could also kid nap a cook

 

he's likely to poison us

 

Rienzel, you're already cannon manner and Officer in charge of Lasers. Unless you really want to do this, I'm going to ask someone with no really long nickname to do it.

Any takers?

 

Can i be the cook? *eyes sparkling with hope*

 

Aye, Mr. Smurfasaurus can be the cook. And Mr. Rienzel, I have a surprise for ye. *pulls out a can of Mountain Dew.* had been planning on throwing it out, 'cause find it to be disgusting, but if ye like the stuff, have at it.

 

Thank ye captain! Well this was the highlight of my entire voyage

 

You like Moutain Dew more than shooting people with lasers?

 

Eh. sometimes

 

*pulls out rat poison* okay, lets make a cake