The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

...I'm afraid I don't understand your question. You don't have to make your signature anything if you don't want to, my sig is just a smaller version of our flag, with the link to the first post of this thread, just because I wanted to. You're welcome to do something if you want to, but we don't have anybody like, making pirate sigs or anything.

 

Naw, I get that. I refused to wear my old work sweater until I'd stitch-ripped the logo off. Although that could be because of bitterness associated with working there... Hm.

Yup. Last time the INVSP stopped and came back, I pirate'd my avatar at the time. It was RWBY I think... Maybe I should do that for Starfire.

 

True, that makes a difference. When I left my last job, I had two shirts, and I kept them because they were made specifically to dry super fast and they stay cool in really hot conditions (The greasy spoon I worked at was inside an indoor water park) and I liked the material. But I haven't worn them yet, not even on laundry day or clean-the-house days, because gosh, that job was awful. Plus, they're blue, and blue is one of my least favorite colors. XD

 

Have you tried stitch ripping off the company name? Once I did that, it was a super warm sweater with awesome pockets and a zipper that went right up to my chin. And then maybe dyeing it? If that's too much work, then use them for when you're doing outside work or painting or something else messy. Ah, the possibilities are endless.

 

True, true. But alas, I don't know how to go about stitch-ripping the logo off. I was never all that crafty when it came to things like... sewing, or ripping stitches off stuff. XD

BUT PIRATES! While we all took a coffee break to talk about Star Wars and company clothing, we forgot all about our space battle!

Let's see, where were we? Ah yes! I believe one alien ship has been destroyed by some unknown monstrosity, one ship is currently being destroyed by some unknown monstrosity, one ship has boarded us and some of us have boarded it, and the ghost ship of the Axelrific family is firing at both us and the alien ship that is still functioning.

LET'S PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND SEND THEM DOWN UNDER! BUT NOT TO AUSTRALIA BECAUSE AUSTRALIA IS AWESOME! DOWN UNDER TO THE LOCKER OF OL' DAVY JONES! BUT NOT DAVY JONES FROM THE 1960'S HIT TV SERIES THE MONKEES, BECAUSE THE MONKEES AND THEREFORE DAVY JONES OF THE MONKEES IS AWESOME! AND NOT TO THE DAVY JONES LOCKER AS PORTRAYED IN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND RUN BY THE FLYING DUTCHMAN EITHER BECAUSE IT'S JUST A REALLY OLD LOCKER WITH DAVY JONES' GYM SOCKS STILL IN IT, AND THE FLYING DUTCHMAN FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS AWESOME! THE REAL DAVY JONES LOCKER! BUT NOT THE ONE NOW MANNED BY WILL TURNER BECAUSE GOSH I CAN'T TELL IF THOSE MOVIES WERE AMAZING OR REALLY LAME, OR A MIXTURE OF BOTH, AND I LOVE THE CHARACTER OF WILL TURNER AND DON'T THINK I LIKE HIM BEING DAVY JONES, BUT IT WAS STILL AWESOME! SO TO THE OTHER, REAL DAVY JONES' LOCKER! I THINK THIS BE THE LONGEST BATTLE CRY IN THE HISTORY OF FAKE SPACE NINJA VAMPIRE PIRATES SO I'LL GET ON WITH IT!

ATTAAAAAAAACK!

XD

 

I'm gonna eat the enemy ship.

 

Leave something for meeeee.

'ello mates

 

ALRIGHT PIRATES, NEW ORDER! Let's eat the enemy ships! XD

 

Umm Capt'n, do we have to??? I'm not too keen on the taste and it hurts my jaw trying to eat them so if I'm completely honest I'd rather not.

 

Well, you get a seam ripper, and you use the little hooky to get under the stitches and then rip them! And you might want to get some masking tape because you will have a [i[lot[/i] of little threads everywhere. Oh, and be careful not to rip the shirt! That's important.

You don't have to eat it. But if you could maybe help us chop it down into bite sized pieces, that'd be super.

Also, you might need to pull splinters out of our gums afterwards. So maybe prepare for that.

*grabs fork and knife* Let's get to work.

 

That's a relief, I guess I could help by putting one the the laser cutters to good use.

Splinters?? Is their space ship made of wood??

 

Spoiler: Ours probably is.

Although, it could be a poly-carbon alloy designed to look like wood. Then again, metal splinters are also a thing. I guess we'll find out what the other ships are made of when we eat them.

 

I can confirm that at least one of the ships was made nearly entirely out of cookie dough.

 

...It's sooo pwetty!!!!!!!!!! I love our ship. It's amazing. It's kinda like the ones in Treasure Planet.

8D Oh my god, that's amazing. I take back my previous comment, if this is true then I will gladly help out with the ship eating.

(So I might actually of kinda got a little bit excited and giddy over the simple idea of this)


You guys are making me soo excited and I don't even know why. Must be because today only occurs once every four years.

 

Oh gosh, if these ships are made of cookie dough then we're the luckiest pirates ever! *takes huge bite of an enemy ship* Don't worry, Midnight, I'm excited now too. And really craving cookie dough. XD

I love this thread. XD

 

Cookie dough ship?
*hauls out flame thrower*
Bring.
It.
On.
*sets a wooden ship on fire, uses it to bake half a cookie ship into warm, gooey-chocolate-chip goodness*

 

I was reading a text from some old (although cool) dude regarding experience. He explains what experience means and in order to do so, he's explained the origin of the word. He's said one part of the word (I think it was peri or something) means a lot of things, such as danger, crossing borders, finding new limits etc. And while he was commenting about it, he said that the word "pirate" also comes from this word. Meaning pirates are people who are always open for experiences and trying to expend their horizons.

When I read that, it reminded me of you guys, haha.

 

So guys I did not go shopping and then stick a tub of cookie dough into the cart because of this thread. Clarifying; that most certainly did not happen.



...Anyone want to share a tub of cookie dough with me? XD

 

We will continue expanding out horizons after we eat all of these cookie ships. Unless these cookie ships are a cookie I haven't eaten before, in which case, I shall expand my horizons while eating these cookie ships.

I'm thinking that this maybe did happen. Except when you read "maybe" you should totally replace it with "totally".

And I will definitely eat those cookies with you. I already have my flamethrower and everything!

 

Woo! So, it's not weird that now some of us are craving cookie dough all thanks to Pine. XD

So, further question: Is it weird that in several of my dreams recently, cookie dough has made an appearance? Like, I recently dreamed that I was the apprentice of this grumpy old mad scientist inventor wizard type dude that looked exactly like Luke Skywalker in Force Awakens except he was wearing a sweater vest and bow tie, and then suddenly my friend showed up for a visit and showed me his new baby named David (He didn't have a baby irl recently, idk what it was doing in my dream) and I wanted to congratulate him but my wizard mad scientist master got in a mood and wouldn't share any of his snacks, and I didn't have any of my own. And I found a tub of cookie dough just like the one I bought and I was like "Please, can't we just eat this cookie dough!? I'll bring you one back to repay it!" And he was like "...No." And I was like "Come onnnn, I never see this guy anymore and he has a new baby and I just wanna celebrate and eat cookie dough!" And he was like "No! I said no, and I mean no. Now, you can go socialize if you want, but this is MY laboratory, and these are MY snacks, and this is MY tub of cookie dough. So, leave me alone." So I was like "FINE! Whatever. Let's go." So me and my friend left, and I was like "Sorry about him, he really liked you, I could tell. He just has to pretend to be all gruff so we don't know what a softie he is."

And then I woke up. XD