The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

For the record, laser sabers and lightsabers are totally different.

*laser sabers Alien ship #2's engine*

Also, did we miscount? Because it looks like another hundred posts to the Cyber Party. Which is disappointing because I have my Cyber Party sunglasses on.

*walks away from the explosion of Alien ship #2, safe from debris thanks to Saber shields*

 

Did you seriously just tack on another hundred because I won?

This is blasphemy. BLASPHEMY I SAY.

 

For shame, my loyal pirates, ye be right, I just have the tendency to be COMPLETELY BLONDE AND MESS UP REALLY REALLY SIMPLE STUFF LIKE READING A STINKING POST COUNT RIGHT. XD

So, yes, another hundred posts before the promised cyber party, but I'll throw you your own cyber party to make up for it, as soon as the space battle is over. XD

*Alien ship 1 fires at the Saber and then loses an engine out of nowhere*

*Alien ship 2 comes alongside the saber, and several grotesque looking aliens with laser guns beam aboard the saber*

*Ghost ship fires at the saber*

WE'RE GETTING OVERRUN, PIRATES! LET 'EM HAVE IT! *Draws my own lightsaber and swings at one of the aliens*

 

Legends say that only when the darkest of times arrive, an ancient hero will reappear. A hero whose life has been shrouded in mystery for ages; who lives as though part of the dark itself.
That day has come. And so, to those who threaten The Saber now and forever more, I say; the anchor shall be dropped.

 

DT! Ahoy! How be yer life goin' these days?

IT BE A REUNION BATTLE GOIN' ON, MY LOYAL PIRATES!

 

It's been a long ten months. But I'm definitely in a better place than I was before. I've also been through a couple of different names. If I were able to, I'd have my username on here changed to reflect that, but I'm like 400 posts away from that so I can't really do much about it. But in the meantime, if it's not too much trouble I'd like to be called Pine by all y'all.
Also, congratulations on being married! ...you did get married, right? I didn't hallucinate that?
Y'all are younger than me but you grew up way faster.

 

Oh, you know, not being an anchor, still collecting planets. Feeding on the blood of the pure and defenseless innocents of the universe.
The usual sort of stuff.
I also discovered the secret to invulnerability by just never stopping talking. Turns out Talking Is a Free Action; Nobody has been able to touch me as long as I continue speaking.

 

Spoiler

Sounds about right. So what, just getting innocent blood and dribbling it over your roots? Proper watering is essential to good tree upkeep. Not so much pine trees I guess... They don't lose a lot of water...

Hm. That must be why comic book heroes banter with their enemies so much.

So glad to have you back DarkPineTraitor! Now let's show these blaggards what for! *hefts laser saber and prepares for massacre*

 

...that is one pretty picture.

*Does helpful stuff that helps with the fight*

 

HOLY FFFF THEY GROW UP SO FAST kinda weird saying such things to you, though, haha. Nonetheless, I'm so happy to hear the word. I hope you are enjoying the married life with a very nice person. It is indeed very good news.

I swear I have heard this title enough. Every single person on the Earth has watched this but me.

Every once in awhile I come back here. Kingdom Hearts, KH-vids and you guys are some big part of the childhood I've left behind so I feel in the need of paying this place a visit often, haha.

As an update about my life; I'm afraid to agree that what they say is true. Things only get worse year after year, haha. Perhaps worse is not the best word, but I guess harder would be the most suitable term. I'm not sure if I have shared this with everyone, but I've become a teacher in the time I was gone. It's been fun, although very hard. I'm just glad I've made it here. I have been keeping myself busy with a lot of personal problems, however. But what matters is that I'm alive, I guess. Surviving.

Miss you all. :)

 

I'm so glad to hear that! I've thought about you from time to time while I've been away, along with my other friends I lost contact with. (btw, a couple years back I somehow lost the email address you used to have, so if you ever tried to email that address, I wasn't ignoring you, just unable to see and/or reply. Letting you know just in case that ever happened) but anyway! I'm glad you're in a better place. :) And yes, I am married now, you didn't hallucinate. :)

Well, hang in there, little bro. It gets better... Or at least, you get used to it eventually. XD I'm pulling for you, one of the other people I've thought about a lot. You keep on surviving, alright? :)

As for Star Wars, the original trilogy (numbers 4, 5, and 6) are well worth the watch, I never bothered with the prequels, I never even saw 1 or 3, and I only saw 2 once on television like, twelve years ago. And then I saw the new number 7 in theaters, and even though there's a lot of stuff that made me roll my eyes, I had fun and I liked the movie, and I'm gonna give the rest of them a fair shot. But don't worry, you're not the only person who's never seen them. I know lots of people who never have, and actually, I've even met people who high-fived over the fact that they hadn't. I didn't quite get why they were proud of it, but yeah. They never had seen it.

I, on the other hand, have thrown Star Wars parties on Annual Star Wars day three years in a row, but I skipped last year because I was trying to save money and all my friends lived too far away to come. I'm gonna try to get back into it, though, once I get settled after my upcoming move. So yeah, I love the Star Wars universe. XD

ANYWAY! Back to the INVSPniverse. XD

*Swings my lightsaber at a couple of the aliens* FIRE CANNONS AT THE GHOST SHIP! AND SOMEBODY BAKE A REUNION CAKE WHILE WE'RE BATTLING! Maybe like, with blood frosting or something, in the shape of a throwing star, because with all our gallivanting about as Intergalactic Space Pirates, we forget about the Ninja Vampire part a lot. XD In fact...

*Does a backflip over to another alien and sinks my teeth into his neck, turning him into a vampire alien* GO FORTH AND TURN AGAINST YOUR ALIEN FRIENDS, MY UNDEAD SPACE MINION!

 

...You're married?!? I missed this somehow. Um, congratulations!! (How old are you btw?)

*hugs you*

 

Thanks! And I am twenty-three. :) And you?

 

I'm twenty-one! And apparently the best watching order for the first 6 movies is 4, 5, 2, 3, 6. Aaaaaaaaand skip 1. Completely. I should try that sometime.

*bakes a cake, gets ambushed on my way to deliver, the alien eats the cake and dies* Ah, poison. Lovely stuff. Good thing we're immune. Well, back to the kitchen. *Laser-sabers four aliens and a ghost on my way, stabs another alien in the eye with a rubber spatula*

 

The CORRECT Order is:

4, 5, 1, 2, Clone Wars (2003) Chapters 1-21, all 121 episodes of The Clone Wars (2008) in chronological order as listed on the Star Wars Website, Clone Wars (2003) Chapter 23-end, 3, Rebels, 6, and 7.

 

I'm 22 now.

 

Oh wow, that's confusing. My preferred order is watching 4, 5, and 6 in order, at least once every three or four months, and never bothering with anything else except when conveniently offered and I have nothing better to do. XD Nice and simple. Oh! And I've played the Lego Star Wars Original Trilogy on Gamecube a bunch of times, and then the Lego Star Wars Complete Saga on the Wii when our gamecube disc broke. And when my sisters and I were kids we and our neighborhood friend Cody-Wan-Kenobi beat each other up with lightsabers and flew the front porch steps all over the galaxies on missions to destroy all stormtroopers. So, I watch the original trilogy, play Lego Video Games, and pretended to be a Jedi (Until I betrayed them and went Sith) in my youth. That's all I know of Star Wars. XD

Maybe you guys should be the ones throwing Star Wars Day parties instead of me, considering. You certainly seem to have a better handle on the actual storyline. XD

 

tbh I never understood the flak Episode 1 gets. It's not as good as the others but it's certainly not bad in its own right imo.
The Prequels in general were awesome to me. Granted I grew up watching them as they came out, but it's not as though I hadn't seen the Originals already.

 

So is it bad I have never done a Star Wars marathon or anything like that? Actually I've never even owned any of the films, I've just watched them as and when they happened to be on TV (so probably out of order and not together but I think I have seen them all).