The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

Cap'n! Hello! And congratulations!!! *dodges stray blaster beam* So, what's he like? Is he fantastic? *returns fire* Say hi for me!

I'm good. Discovered a mildly concerning obsession with Batman, mainly the second Robin because he's awesome. I'm a little behind on Doctor Who unfortunately, but fully intend to catch up soon. As for ship stuff - AH YOU BLAGGARDS THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE MAST! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT - I've been trying to keep the ship running ship shape, which is hard when most of the crew is planet-side. But it's ok. I tracked down program and had him make me an army of robo-maids. That's why your Cap'n's chair is so shiny. And I think that's it.

 

Ah, Miss Loxare, nice to see you! *Fires a lazer gun at one of the ships* He is fantastic, he's super awesome. XD

And nice, Batman's cool. I never got much into it, but mainly just because I didn't have much opportunity to. But I've been watching a bit of Gotham on Netflix, and that's fun. I also loved Batman Forever, and Lego Batman is fun. XD I'm not caught up on Doctor Who either, I'm actually about halfway through Capaldi's first season. Love Capaldi as the Doctor, love Clara, love the music and the art direction, absolutely hate the writing. So it's difficult for me to watch, since I'm sitting there going "Oh man, this could have been so great... but it's so bad." XD

And great job on the ship, Miss Loxare, ye've been doin' a fine job, and I love the new robo-maids, and shiny things are awesome, so great job on the chair! Now then, mateys, onto battle! ARM THE SPACE LAZER CANNONS!

Also, was just trolling through old posts, and saw myself promise a cyber party to whomever gets post number 3000. Only 18 more posts to go, who shall get the Cyber Party? Not that I wasn't already planning one for our victory against these three accursed hostile aliens.

*Alien ship #2 fires torpedo* Argh, the scum! We need our officer with the flaming R in charge of all lazers to light these scurvy dogs ablaze! Tell me, mateys, does Reinzel still be sailin' the skies? And what be his name nowadays if he does?

For that matter, if any of our regular pirates still be hauntin' this site, let's try and tag them, see if they be rarin' for another space battle!

AD FURTUM THESAURUS IN CAELO!

 

Cap'n! Good to see you again! *dodges fire* TALE GET CHOPPER IN HERE *returns fire* Congrats on the marriage, by the way!

I've recently become obsessed with Star Wars, most recognizably Rebels and Clone Wars. I graduated from Star Wars pilot school now and have a droid named Chopper :)

 

Woo! Tell me about Chopper! Is he a super cute, but surprisingly powerful and maybe a bit sassy sidekick? What does he look like? Does he zoom around underfoot all the time, doing all sorts of behind-the-scenes fighting that ultimately ends up saving the day? Because if so, he'll make a great addition to this crew! You know what, after all these years, I think I really didn't know how much we needed a Droid sidekick!

Aaaand we also need a Droid4Productions Droid, but *AHEM* yeah. :p

 

That is exactly what Chopper does.

 

Yay!​

 

Oh, that's wonderful! Now go be of the happiness!

I know that feeling. Season 9 is a better. They explain why the Doctor chose his face which is not the reason I was hoping for, but it's a really good reason. And lots of episodes are two-parters, so it's a bit slower going, but all in all pretty good. I really liked the episode with Lady Me.

*prepares my Cyber Party sunglasses* Now I'm ready for anything.

*runs to speaking tube* @Beucefilous, you're needed on deck! *pewpewpew*

AD FURTUM THESAUROS IN CAELO!!!

 

*Alien ship #1 fires photon blaster at the Saber*

SHIELDS AT 72%! Fire our own Death Lazer Cannon at them! That was a thing, right? I don't be wantin' to search old threads, so I be goin' by memory. XD

*Alien ship #2 suddenly goes into a tailspin for no apparent reason, one engine appearing to have been somehow completely ripped off the starboard side*

LOOK ALIVE, PIRATES! There be more goin' on here than meets the eye!

 

*Alien ships #1 and #3 now alternate between firing at the Saber and the ghost ship of Zhe Axelrific Family. Alien ship #2, still spinning wildly on one engine, appears to be firing randomly into space below the battle.*

Blast! Now we be fighting this ship as well! And I still feel there be somethin' in the waters... er, space nebulas... to be guardin' ourselves against!

Suggestions, crew!?

 

Sorry for not responding immediately, I was concentrating on avoiding these blasts. I'm going out manoeuvre these ships no matter how difficult that may be. Those ships don't know who they're dealing with.

Oh also I forgot to mention this but I have an exam on lasers tomorrow so afterwards I may be qualified to help out @Beucefilous with the improvement/maintenance of the lasers on board. Thinking of also making one for the med bay to help me with any tricky operations.

 

Aye, Midnight, go ahead with that, it sounds like it be a great idea to me! Now then, LET'S GIVE THESE ALIENS AND GHOSTS A TALE TO TELL IN THE AFTERLIFE! *Sings a pirate ditty as I fire lazers at the other ships*

 

Hm? Oh. Oh right i was supposed to be working on that uh...
I mean...
Yeah! Man i am beat after all that hard work i've been doing to prepare and improve them. A hand would greatly be appreciated!

 

Aye, let me give you a hand with that! I enjoy your lazer fireworks and we be in a bit of a bind with these enemies!

The old gang is starting to come together! We be a fine crew and I be proud of all of ye! After this space battle, I'll be toasting each and every one of ye!

 

Woooo!!! This is fun!!

And just so you know, I rocked that exam, it was an amazing exam. I like lasers 8D and apparently I know a lot about how they work.

A toast sound good as long as I can choose me own drink.


(on a side note I really want to know what the z stands for in lazer: Light Amplification by Ztimulated Emmission of Radiation???)

 

lol, ummmmm maybe the 'Z' stands for 'Zowie that be a bright light that just shot that thing right there!" XD Idk, that be one o' the simple, easy to spell words that somehow throws me for a loop when I write without thinking. :P

But yeah, a toast sounds like a good idea. Also, heads up, pirates, four more posts before we hit 3000 posts! I certainly won't post #3000, so whooooooo will be the lucky 3000th poster!?!?!

*Alien ship #1 fires at the Saber*
*Alien ship #3 fires at the ghost ship of Zhe Axelrific Family*
*The ghost ship fires at the Saber*
*Alien ship #2 fires a few last random shots and then the other engine is ripped off the ship, and then the ship explodes.*

ONE ENEMY DOWN, THREE TO GO! LOOK ALIVE, MATEYS!

 

(Just so you know, it should be spelt laser, which is an acronym where the S is for Stimulated. Your suggestion does sound good though.

Can I have jam and butter on my toast?

Ooooh it's only taken us just over 4 years, a lot has happened since then. I was reading the first 30ish pages of the thread yesterday and it was so nostalgic.

*steers ship to avoid the debris of Alien Ship #2, turns sharply to avoid incoming blasts and manoeuvres into a position to give our shooters the best chance of hitting*

 

Strawberry jam or grape? XD and thanks for the tip. :)

Yeah, this ship be full of good memories. :)

*fires a laser gun towards the ghost ship* GIVE 'EM EVERYTHING WE GOT!

 

*Alien ship #3 comes in close enough for space slugs to board.*

*grabs laser saber from a barrel and stabs one, slashing four eye stalks of another*

YARHARHAR BRING IT ON YOU DOGS.

*one of them goes for Midny*

Nice try, but I think you'll find that your diagnosis will be severe stab/burn injuries to the face!

Next poster is the winner of the party!

 

*Activates Lightsaber*

*Slices stray alien*

Guess that's that.

*points blaster behind back and shoots alien without even looking at it*

Oh yeah.