The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

Argh, in that case, we don't have enough pirates to attack. Tomorrow, then! We shall attack the Zombies tomorrow sometime.

 

Captain, are we ready to attack?

 

I'm here, just deciding what weapon would be best for a doctor/helmsgirl. I've got my needles and drugs of course but that's not really a proper weapon.

 

I've got every form of laser

 

Hmm, no that's your thing. I want something different specilised to me.

 

hm...a giant scalpel

 

Aye, we be ready to attack! And Miss Star, how about lethal injections?

LET"S GO DESTROY THOSE ZOMBIES!!!

Congratulations on the win, ye all make a fine crew.

Ye each get rum, since ye all seem to be likin' it so much, and I'll be in me quarters, drinking Dr. Pepper.

(Actually, I'm sipping some in real life right now.)

 

WOO

Celebrate good times, come on!! But drink carefully guys don't want to - oh dammit drink as much as you like, I'll get the hangover cures ready and I'll fix you in the morn.

(still think huge paragraphs should count. Obvs not one liners but a lot of work went into the paragraph.)

 

Hmm. Maybe. I'll think about it, talk it over with the other cap'n. I do see yer point.

 

Arg! The attack be a success! We're the first to win with the new battle system

 

lol, that be simply because we were the first to fight with it.

 

Blast! I missed the first battle!!! I be sorry Cap'n. I'm prepared to accept any punishment for me negligence.

 

I'll now take the position of inquisitor if that be ok with the captian.

 

No worries, mate. While the battle might have been more entertaining with you in it, we did not lose, and besides, I would be a sorry excuse for a cap'n if I expected ye all to live online full time. Here, have a stolen can of Pepsi, for being a good First Mate.

Arrr, I be mighty sorry, but there be no need for an interrogation, as we be needin' no information from our guest. In fact, I be goin' so far as to say that on my orders, our guest shall be treated properly, we want him to be in good condition when his crew comes back to get him. No roughin' 'im up any. Mr. DarkTraitor, ye be welcome on our fine ship, enjoy yer stay on the Saber.

 

All hail Captain Marushi, most merciful captain to grace the Seven Solar Systems!!!

 

Arr, ye be makin' me blush! *\^^/*

EDIT: I edited the Rules for Both Teams to include the new battle system, and recommend that Cap'n Droid4productions do the same when he reads this.

 

Anybody else noticed i'm able to post in the other thread without being captured? OH GLORY DAYS

 

Lol i'll laugh if they capture you. but then i'll go save you

 

It'll happen someday Glen. Someday.

 

Oh look it happened.