The Fourteenth Member

Xaldin summoned one of his lance's to his right hand"And would you like to see this lance magically be shoved down your throat?''he asked mockingly

 

"I'm shocked the superior hasn't broke up our emotionful arguement." Luxord pondered quietly to himself. "Xaldin my humour is horrible but your sideburns are disturbing... and Axel's hair is orginal and mine is non existant," Luxord stated insulting himself before anyone else could.

 

"Oooh, Xaldin got pissed. Why don't you shove that lance magically down my throat so I can dodge it and set those dreadlocks on fire, do everyone a favor," Axel challenged, simply with a amused and confident expression as he shuffled Luxord's card again that he was given, not at all fazed. He was used to member's threats on him, and he took a glance at Luxord, raising a eyebrow. "And compared to Xaldin here, your hair is a breath of fresh air, Lux. Insulting yourself is weak."

 

Xaldin's temper rose,a huge gust of wind blew around the room,almost making a few member's slip off their chair's,he glared down at Axel "And you think that Sonic the Hedgehog hair is unique?..your practically an animal with it..''he shot back

Hearing a few chuckles from the other member's and a loud laugh particularly from larxene who was now holding her stomach

 

"And you think having hair that resembles Medusa is unique? You can probably turn everyone to stone with it," Axel said in a drawl, hearing many bunch of laughter as he tried not to grin himself, trying holding up three cards with his hand as he casually eyed the results. Maybe he should play a game with Luxord, since he seemed to have luck today. "At least Sonic kicks a**. Oh, and what happened to that lance, Xaldy? Changed your mind when your worm locks were on the line?""

 

Xaldin laughed"Your just a child...'Sonic Kicks a**'..call me back when your balls drop..''Xaldin said smirking underneath his hood

Larxene was about to fall out her chair from laughter,the other's silently chuckled

 

"Insulting myself isn't a weakness, it's beating others to the punch to niff them off," Luxord whispered to himself as he watched the current scene with glee on his face.

Xigbar was laughing very hard at all of this, he then turned to Xaldin "Hey, Medusa are you gonna let Sonic p*** you off like that or should we get you some sunglasses cos you've got a a medusa glare going on," Xigbar said insulting Xaldin even further.

 

Axel rolled his eyes, though he couldn't help but be entertained by these...witty insults they were throwing to each other. You never expected it from Xaldin, yet he'll take anything by now to take away the boredom.

He held back a laugh from Xigbar's remark, and he continued, more elated.

"Why would I call somebody who doesn't have balls in the first place? " He sighed, chuckling, as a bunch of "ooh"s resonated around, as he went to shuffle the cards more. "You're more of a child considering you're arguing to what you think is one. Still waiting for that lance, Xaldy..."

 

Larxene immediately stopped laughing and glared over at Axel"That wasnt funny..jerk..''she mumbled

Xaldin looked over at Xigbar"Hey Patchy the pirate...was anyone talking to you?...no...now keep your mouth shut.''Xaldin silently commanded,then turned back to Axel"Im no child Axel...got it memorized?''he asked mockingly as he smirked under his hood"Just because I dont gel my hair up every 30 minutes doesnt mean im Medusa....and I am not going to waste my power on a child like you....''

Larxene put her hand to her mouth and laughed silently at the hair gel joke

OOC:g2g later...what an awesome fight XD

 

"Patchy? How original... I thought you'd know that the patch covers a scar no one wants to see, after all YOU did cause it with those lovely lances Medusa. Then again, it looked like you were aiming to impale Zexion due to his outsmarting you..." Xigbar said hitting a nerve on Xaldin.

"Larxene? May I borrow A Kunai???" Luxord enquired requiring something sharp for somehing sneaky...

OOC: I gotta go as well cos I'm gonna pass out in a minute.

 

OOC: Gate, why are you using my character?? lol

Glancing at Luxord, Larxene said, "Oh, sure..." She summoned her kunai and tossed it not at the Gambler of Fate but at Axel, deliberately missing the side of his head by an inch. "Oh, so sorry, my hand must've slipped," she said, smirking slightly.

Xemnas groaned, covering his forehead with his palm. The Organization was certainly being rowdy...
"Welcome to the Organization, Caustic Harpy," he said, glancing at Reixa.

 

Axel sent Xaldin a mocking dispapointed look. "Tsk. Wow, you went as low as to do the old, take my catchphrase. You suck, Whirlwind Lancer. And just to say, my hair is natural. Yours, however, looks like it went through 20 hells of shaping and gels to get it like that yourself. At least mine didn't turn out horrifying. Got it memorized?"

With that, he was about to go back when he felt something swish beside his ear, and his eyes narrowed dangerously when he saw Larxene's yellow and sky blue kunai jam, seeing barely visible wisps of his red hair flow out into the air that were cut. Axel sent her a wry gaze. "I stand corrected. You are turning quite manly, Larx." Trying to hit two birds with one stone, he added, "I still waited for your weapon, Xaldin. It seems Larxene has more balls than you, not like you ever had some, like I stated."

Roxas was trying so hard to hold back laughter, though he let some go. This was....very funny, to see Sonic and Medusa insulting it off, and it was times like these that made the meetings more joyful than they really were. However, you were hitting a dead bird if you went head to head with Axel's wit. He'll burn you on that, even he tried, yet failed miserably.

 

OOC: See what happens whn I'm gone? Now I'm a Caustic Harpy lol

Reixa prevented a scowl from creeping onto her face at Xemnas' comment, yet instead shrugged and grinned. ?Hmm, fine then. I'd rather be that than 'Savage Nymph'. And I'd prefer to have a homo free room, have mercy. Wait... that would mean a room to myself,? She said rather inwardly and more for her own humor. She glanced momentarily at Axel, sending him a devious grin with an eyebrow raised. Looking at Roxas, she gave him a smile.

 

The meeting was getting out of hand and losing its topic. Lexaeus was keeping silent and trying not to interfere but could no longer take it when the vein in his forehead was ready to burst. He summoned his tomahawk to his right hand and angrily slammed the wall behind him causing a thunderous shake like an earthquake.

 

At being called 'manly' once more and hearing Reixa's comment, Larxene shot both of them a glare and retorted, "What is this? Ganging up on me now? I didn't know the both of you were such pals, speaking like you two were part of some girly cl-"
She stopped, startled as Lexaeus banged the wall with his weapon, causing the whole room to shake.

Xemnas had just been about shout 'enough' when Lexaeus silenced everyone.
"Thank you, number V," he said, glancing at him wearily before looking back at Reixa. "You, girl, you are sharing a room with Larxene and that's final, as if your title, Caustic Harpy, so don't even think about changing it." His mouth curved upwards slightly at this comment, as if he was suppressing a chuckle. "Now everyone is dimissed. But number XIV, please see me in the Altar of Naught..."
Darkness circled him as he portalled straight to the Altar, giving a sigh of relief to be away from the racket...what was wrong with everyone?

 

Axel raised a curious eyebrow at Reixa's sudden grin at him like if she was on his side, and pondered whether she was trying to make friends, or if he looked like the friendly type to care. He had to disagree with her though, since he thought the Savage Nymph was more nice sounding than the Caustic Harpy. He couldn't help but think of a wild bird poking people's eyes out with its beak when hearing it. Because that's what a "harpy" is, a bird. At least in the Savage Nymph you can picture a beautiful female, like a fairy, because that's what "nymph" represents in cultural meaning, and think of that deceiving fairy as savage despite appearance, biting your head off and being a simple b*tch. Larxene in a nutshell, people.

Hearing the said devil beginning to shout insults, he turned to her with a nonchalant expression on his face, before he felt a rough quake shudder the room, making him almost drop Luxord's cards if he didn't have fast reflexes.

Damm, Lexaeus...chill the hell up...

Roxas just barely held himself from stumbling down out of his seat from Lexaeus' attack on the wall to gain silence, senidng the smile back to Reixa, and he blinked, widening his eyes, startled. Xemnas after began speaking, telling their orders and officially ending the hectic meeting, and portalling off immediately as if escaping them. Some leader.

He stared over at Axel, raising his arms to give signals with his hands, mouthing out his words to make sense. He asked if they should hang out in Twilight Town, to meet in the Clock Tower. At Axel's yes, he gave a nod, and kept his eye on him as they transported off at the same time in darkness, finally away from here.

OOC: No, don't get the wrong idea xP, is just a point.

 

OOC: Oh no, we all know what Reixa's grin means...lol xD

As soon as Xemnas announced the meetng was over, Larxene disappeared in a swirl of darkness, reappearing in her room. Gazing around at the area, she frowned. Seems that little girl would be arriving here...and she definitely would not like that.

 

OOC: Lol. That she hates his damn guts? xD

When Axel found himself on top of the said meeting place in the clock tower, overlooking the bright and wide twilight horizon as the familiar breeze of being so high up raked into his face and hair, he found that Roxas was already there, standing beside him, eyeing the view as well. Smiling proudly, he began to blabber excitedly, the pack of cards on one hand, about the meeting, "Man, at first I thought I was going to be bored, and I still was, but not only did I get to piss Larxene off enough for her to chuck a kunai at me, I also backtalked Xaldin and made him just as angered. It was futile to try and argue with me, and I left with the last word. I had Luxord and Xigbar at my side, shocking enough...."

He turned to look at his buddy, but frowned when he found him peering down absently at the ground. Curious, he followed his gaze, and raised his eyebrows as he saw three teens talking and joking around. Blinking, Axel turned to Roxas again, seeing a wistful glint on his eyes. It was then he stayed silent, slowly starting to understand his best friend's mood. He sighed.

Roxas didn't want Axel to think he was ignoring him, he did hear his ramblings like he always did and listened, but he couldn't help but set his eyes on the bottom when he had spotted those kids again, and wanting to be as free and as human as them, sent him into one of his "quiet and mournful state", as the redhead dubbed it. The people there had hearts and had lives, they existed, so...what about him? What was his life that he couldn't even recall like the rest? Not even a bit, but in dreams...

 

ooc - twilightnight - can´t you write shorter posts? I am not very interested in reading long posts

Marly looked on Larxene and smiled a bit ´´So, i think this means meeting is over´´

 

OOC: lol...sozz...havent been on the computer for a week and a half... what have i missed