The "Drunk" thread

act drunk... plain and simple... no sexual stuff though
but please don't be an all angry drunk, be an angry/funny drunk if you want to be an angry drunk.

"I beer my spilt..." *falls*

 

"I kan wak strate in an erthkwaik. He he. Yur funy. He he. hic hic. heh. heh. ........................................ I ned sum moore bere.

 

"Imma kiwl j00"

 

"I swear to drunk i am not God... Hic" *pukes*
"Imma firin' mah lazor..." *pukes*

 

I think I thove alcohol I link.There is bo netter stay to wtay sobet than a nice tall...*Faints*

 

yarray fo incohol!
*smashes bottle on own head*
NOOO i ish split my beer!
*licks floor*
Glash ish in mah tongue!
*passes out*

 

Hey buddy wana fite you bastich*belches like Barney*

 

*Incomprihensible speak*

One beer to.....to drink them all :O

*faints*

 

You guys do know this is against the rules, right?

Closed.