The Disorganized Organization of Organized Deadpools Society (Or D.O.O.D.S)

They FINALLY announced the Deadpool movie?

Looks like Fox just sold me on it and I've heard nothing about it. I lovz my Merc With A Mouth.

 

It's not announced yet, but it is being made for 2014. It's in a pre-planning stage. Ryan Reynold will be playing Wade Wilson again.

 

Oh hey thread, what are you doing so low in the pile?
Silly thread, this is a thread about Deadpools. You cannot die, you have a healing factor.

 

Holy crap, I almost forgot about the D.O.O.D.S...Maybe we're not doing so well because the members of KH-Vids don't want each other dead as much as I'd hoped. And no death threats means no money...And no money means no chimichangas...And no chimichangas means...Dear god...

Members of KH-Vids! Please, we need you to want to kill each other! It's how we make a living!

 

I don't think asking in our own thread will help much...So we advertise?

 

We should make a little theme song,that we can play <3~

 

[video=youtube;cpiIFKMjB_k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpiIFKMjB_k[/video]

 

Ladies and GentlePools, I believe we've found our theme song.

 

Performing CPR on this thread.

Perhaps our services should expand to something other than killing. We could do other kinds of jobs.

 

You may be right. The people of KH-Vids just aren't very...murderous.

If anyone's got an idea, go ahead and pitch it here. If it gets this group up and running again, you'll get a specially made chimichanga.

 

Hm....Hand out chocobo chicks?

 

I would like to join.
I have read all rules and regulations and im very intrested in this.

 

I say what we do is simple. We all go and take a hit on

Spoiler: potential target

Amaury

I'm sure KHV will then see we are good at what we do and... *shot*
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...
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*regenerates*
that we care about the community. As long as we get hired and paid of course. XD

Either that, or we could promise members casual se-...
What? LITTLE YELLOW BOXES! Yes. I know this is a kid's site.
...Your point is?
Oh fine! The boxes don't approve!
Any other good ideas anyone?

 

You're in. Your name will be ApprentiPool.

The calling card tutorial you requested will be in your PM box shortly.

DeadBush, you never fail to amaze me.

You guys read what he said, we're goin' fer Amaury.

HOLD THE F*CK ON, DON'T GO YET!!!

Everyone's gotta report for duty before we go.

Like so: Deadpool, reporting for duty.

You guys would type your names instead of Deadpool, so...yeah.

 

I approve of this. Casual unfinished word with our calling card maker sounds pretty good.

 

No no no no no.
We have a DeadMaster. Clearly this guy is Deadprentice.

 

Okay, fine. DeadPrentice.

 

DeadPrentice, reporting for duty

 

Deadmaster reporting for duty.

 

A job! I was hired to kill someone!